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A big thank you to all those who have served or are serving.
I see even ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) has a red poppy.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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For a second I thought got shot, but then I have no evidence he would even bleed red.
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Shirley would simply curve the space around him, bullets shmullets.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's actually Armistice Day over here.
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Indeed it is.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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And Remembrance Day in Canada, and surprised that an American didn't ask why ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) was wearing a flower!
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Not knowing that it is Remembrance Day in Canada, and recalling that does US-centric themes from time to time, like 4th of July. That's why I noted it, but didn't ask.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
modified 11-Nov-21 15:50pm.
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As a U.S.Navy VietNam veteran, I appreciate the sentiment.
Actually, it was probably the best 4 years of my life.
Anchors Aweigh!
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...so nobody listening to me...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Did somebody say something? 
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Patient: Doctor doctor people keep ignoring me
Doctor: Next
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I am right here with you. People hear the sounds but don't try to get the meaning.
oeifSMIORJRJ!
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.. and crotchety and lots of other things but there some things I'm not sure that I want to understand. I'm no longer brave enough to ask "Why?"
There was a conversation in QA yesterday (Programming, data storage, database[^]) about storing numeric IDs as strings. Drives me to distraction and I'm obviously not alone
Today I find a column at work called ACTV_IND. Hm, thinks I, could this column contain an indicator to state whether or not this item is currently "Active".
Well, yes it does.
Except instead of an "indicator" it contains the words "Yes" or "No".
I was sort of expecting a char Y or N, or even a bit 1 or 0. But it's "Yes" or "No" .This in a database that has otherwise been normalized to death (oh yeah, there are max 5 "type" of record and each type is max 3 chars - but that has been normalized away into a separate table). At a site where they are talking about destroying historical data "to save storage space".
Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, I noticed the table schema has this as varchar(15). That's longer than the longest word I've ever heard of for "Yes"! (Urdu by the way - Dschii haan, except it wouldn't be in that alphabet, but there again varchar not nvarchar)
I don't know what made me do it, perhaps some innate sadomasochistic streak, but I checked out the numeric Ids while I was there ... yep, they're all varchar(15) as well.
I'm just going to quietly write my query, get the data and get outta here.
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Ouch. I was looking for the appropriate emoji thing to respond to this post with, but nothing quite fits.
It does remind me of a time an otherwise brilliant (and self taught) programmer was doing all his JOINs in PHP instead of in SQL.
I got out of there, so I understand. There are simply wrong ways to use a database, although recently I *might* be guilty of that myself (as per my post at the top of the lounge at the moment) *hides*
Real programmers use butterflies
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If you do not use a string as datatype for this column, how would you fit "FILE NOT FOUND" into it? 
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and, if you don't define it as a string, how on earth do you get key values like "one", "two", "three" etc. into it??
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404
Luc Pattyn [My Articles]
If you can't find it on YouTube try TikTok...
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When did computer programs become "Apps", and when did programmers become developers?
Any ideas? It has puzzeled me for a while bow.
"I was an ugly kid. When my mother didn't want to have sex with my dad, she showed him my picture. -Rodney Dangerfield
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iStuff
>64
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Incidentally, I'm also of the belief that iStuff had singlehandedly killed the shareware market. The public at large now believes that an app is worth $1.99 at the most and scoffs at anything pricier.
Which is why you now have never-ending in-app purchases, but that's another story. Or is it?
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Applications became Apps around the time that of the first smartphones and the subsequent parade of mobile devices that flooded the market came to be.
I don't know about devs
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Steve Ballmer! ¿#%&@$*?
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Who was that? And why does it summon visions of a sweaty ogre hopping around on a stage?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Slow Eddie wrote: When did computer programs become "Apps", and when did programmers become developers?
Probably when programs started to have user interfaces and started to do more meaningful things for society in general than calculating ballistic missile trajectories. And it probably had to do with marketing as well, where "applications", or "apps", was a perceived as a friendlier, or new-shiny term.
As to developers - again, when programmers started to change roles from toggle switching, punch card coding, to actually developing interactive applications (notice the switch in terminology) that involved additional knowledge domains like user interfaces, databases, etc., a new-shiny term needed to be coined for the thinning of expertise in one domain into multiple domains. Not to mention that "programmers" classically had one or more degrees in various fields and nowadays a five year old with a Lego system can be a "developer."
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Yet we no longer have applets?
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