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Not so much an alternative as Additions
Old Man Trouble
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... or the list when you're in grumpy old ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) mode, like I was when I wrote it
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Quote: You avoid parties because you just want to go to bed early.
President Reagan said (paraphrasing from memory), "You know you're getting old when you have two ways to get into trouble, and you pick the one that gets you home before 9 o'clock."
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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I love it.
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I only need one movie.
>64
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Ever-fresh-and-sparkling OriginalGriff and this past-his-use-by-date dull-patinated antique do not see eye-to-eye here 
I assert the survey suggests nothing more than a snapshot of the opinions of the few developers out of 15+ million CP members ... who chose ... had the time ... to take a survey ... in one short-timed sampling period.
"There is nothing left to learn the hard way." Try learning Angular ! Try creating a usable multi-platform app using only MS tools.
"People no longer view you as a hypochondriac." Weak hypothesis: the older programmers who responded pay less attention to what "people" think, in general. For me, I observe my full attention (on CP) is activated/aroused by content from a select group of people that includes (drum-roll): OriginalGriff.
slightly OT: imho, "selective inattention," "signal from noise filtering," is an important psychological strength for a programmer. In my odd career, I have observed this may develop in different ways for a programmer (like this one) who works from experimenting with data and prototyping towards algorithms in a "stepwise refinement" cycle ... and, the "top-down" programmer who wants schemas, Backus-Naur diagrams; who works from algorithms toward coding and prototyping.
"You can have a party and the neighbours don't even notice." Because older programmers have thicker walls ? Because your current loss of employment has caused you to move to a tenement full of drug-dealers playing hip-hop at ear-shattering levels ?
"Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either." Consider the antithesis: more at risk because they can't remember what was secret.
I like to say to my students who are so fearful of taking risks: "If you never fall, you will never know what getting-up ... is, or, understand what balance ... is" ... to those who throw code all over the place without discipline, they get a different platitude 
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch
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There is even more!
You save time in the bathroom:
a) While having a shower your teeth are having a bath with Corega Tabs denture cleansing tablets
b) You don't have to use a hair drier
The noisy kids in your neighbourhood don't bother you anymore as you can't hear them
Spam mails you receive are different from the ones you received before.
They propose buying funeral insurances, stairlifts, hearing aids, walking frames, diapers etc.
modified 15-Sep-21 3:21am.
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Last survey week just showed a "senior weighted" group answered last survey week
To find out the true age distribution of Code Project users. We would have to carry out a survey on a random sample or carry out a census.
Sorry for my bad English
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Yeah, maybe only old people voluntarily complete weekly surveys
Nap time 
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Given a random sample is unlikely, it might be of more interest to look at the demographics of those who post messages in response to a survey.
Perhaps, for that cohort, considering years on CP, as well as (if available) biological age, could be interesting.
Part of the "elephant in the room" may be that a large group of people never see the surveys because they don't visit the home page, or, see them, but, just never "do" surveys.
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch
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I seem to remember your birthdate was an optional part of your profile at one time. It seems to have been removed, unfortunately (for this circumstance). We could have curried the member list for active members and charted their ages.
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Date of birth is a PII field under GDPR.
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I assumed it was something like that.
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now that birthdays are verboten in the net-arena, what happens if OriginalGriff's brain stops keeping track ?
I use moon-cycles now, because total-months/13+(calculatephasefactor(dob, now)) means one more b-day is a smaller slice off the cut loaf.
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch
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I'm old and retired but I love programming enough that I regularly spend 3 or 4 hours a day coding and understand what I am doing so much more than I ever did before. I'm not available for hire though because no way will I work more than those 3 or 4 hours.
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john morrison leon wrote: I'm not available for hire though because no way will I work more than those 3 or 4 hours.
That should not be a big problem. You are probably going to be more productive than some working 8-10 hours
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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One more:
* The extended warranty on your gadgets is longer than your warranty 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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As one of the seniors I wanted to respond to this... but seems
I don't remember now exactly what I wanted to say other
than I *do* purchase things and think "the last one I'll
ever need to buy - barring misadventure". One must always
allow for misadventure.
Time for my mid-morning nap before refactoring some NHibernate.
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You can also hide your own easter eggs.
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As to first. Bought a car in July. As little as I drive plus my advanced age, pretty good chance this will be the last car I ever buy.
Same with washer & dryer I replaced the last couple years.
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I have T-shirts that are older than many of the engineers that I work with these days. It amazes them that I instantly have solutions to almost all of their programming problems. I'm getting bored with saying "been there, done that."
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In my case, since my first language learnt was FORTRAN IV,
All code written today in a language like C#, resembles the FORTRAN coding paradigm.
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Amarnath S wrote: All code written today in a language like C#, resembles the FORTRAN coding paradigm
What are you smoking, and why didn't you bring enough to share? 
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