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You're not going to slag it?! You inspired it! 
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I'm a flattered curmudgeon 
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I tried knee, elbow, reefer, beef, lamb, ... hinge never occurred! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Don't forget spliff 
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I'm feeling super lazy today – it's like ordinary lazy, but I'm wearing my underwear on the outside ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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????
Isn't that how they are supposed to be worn???
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Too much effort to think up a reply to that.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I'm feeling super crazy today. It's like ordinary crazy, but I'm wearing my underwear on my head...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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And stick two pencils up your nose as General Haig recommends!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Wibble!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Not unless I want to get myself shot!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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If you bothered to put on underwear, you're not lazy 
Hogan
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Shouldn't this say "Quote: I'm feeling super lazy today – it's like ordinary lazy, but I'm wearing my underwear only when I go outside ...
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Curious that their name for Wales derives from English, whereas their name for Ireland derives more from Gaelic.
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Think about it over a pint or two.
>64
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Took them long enough. I mean, the Time Lords recognized Wales decades ago.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I dunno ...
Well, in a time of need I will not abandon you. Your best solution is to pretend you never found the link.
Really.
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Well the two languages do look similar.
Says the ugly American.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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MarkTJohnson wrote: Says the ugly American
You're not ugly Mark, just kinda funny lookin'.
[says the Briar-Murican from Ohio  ]
Software Zen: delete this;
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Depending on where you entered the conversation, you'd think the aliens had landed.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Anyone got a boat?
I'm thinking of getting one. After all, we have the weather for it in Cyprus, and don't have the roads for fancy cars!
Was going to go and get my RYA Powerboat Level2 and the ICC ticket done. As I would need to anyway. At the moment we can rent boats under 10m on a car license for day use, and have done that a few times.
Been looking at a few options, as need to find one that comes with a berth at the local(ish) marina. Berths are hard to get otherwise.
When you start digging into things, it's amazing what you learn. All these new terms, things to look for, costs, maintenance, licenses etc etc.
Just need to stop spending on astrophotography gear!
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Originally applied to racing yachts, but true for boats in general:
Boat, n. 1. A hole in the water the owner pours money into.
2. ....
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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