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I'm not that cruel! 
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It sounds to me that you have him by the balls.
If pigs could fly, just imagine how good their wings would taste!
- Harvey
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If you child proof your house, how do the kids still keep getting in?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Mine kept sneaking in through the pet door.
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OriginalGriff wrote: how do the kids still keep getting in?
They forget to close the barn door?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Perhaps the problem is the child-proofing on the wife. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Or the husband. Both just to be sure.
Scott
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The stork drops them down the chimney.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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The little ankle-biters are devious, aren't they?
It's always worse than it seems.
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They are just like idiots. You can never make anything idiot-proof because idiots are so ingenious!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I guess rugrats can chew through anything.
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The trend for sites to pop up nag screens as soon as your mouse leaves the viewable area, or when you scroll, or after 5 seconds, or when you blink, or whatever, seems to have reached a level I'd classify as "Fully Delusional".
Has anyone (and you can remain nameless, except we'd see your username, but we won't judge) ever, ever been on a page, gone to leave said page, had the pop-up appear and thought "You know - I do think I'll type in my email address as I leave the site and look elsewhere. This will only take a moment and will be well worth my time".
I understand the idea behind them (at least, the initial vision of these things) but I'm trying to work out the value proposition for actually putting in your details on a site that hasn't demonstrated any value (you've been there a whole 5 seconds!)
cheers
Chris Maunder
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... and answer came there none.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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using the Brave browser along with a very hard core firewall along with linux mint. I barely ever get a popup.
I actually went into a site I normally go to for information with Chrome on Winders the other day. I was soo upset I almost shot the computer.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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I have seen some that want your phone number, as well as your email, so they can send you "helpful" text alerts.
sure, let me give you my home address and back account info while I am it. 
every marketing company in the world will be texting my phone.
No thank you.
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Slacker007 wrote: sure, let me give you my home address and back account info while I am it.
What, like the curvature of your spine and how many vertebrae you have? pfft... the cheek of it! 
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Slacker007 wrote:
every marketing company in the world will be texting my phone.
I'm being told that email is out, and any business's preferred contact method is now supposed to be by text. I'm not even kidding.
Joke's on them, I don't even carry a device that can receive texts. So if that's where they're all migrating, I say, let them, and good riddance.
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People who frequently hang around programming forums, and people with a low enough IQ to click on such nonsense, are mutually exclusive.
If a site uses this tactic, it tells me that they don't know how to "sell" what they are offering. Thus, they don't know what they are doing. In which case, I'm out.
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A lot of them nag about your ad blocker. And some of them aren't even happy when that gets turned off. They don't like that you block trackers either.
On the "positive" side, some sites that sell investment advice think you want to sit through a half-hour video of some rude shill who drones on and on before coming to the point. If you try to leave that site, one of these pop-ups lets you choose to read a transcript instead, which is much better. If you're interested, this cuts the time in at least half. And if you're not that interested, you can scroll down and get to the B effing L in no time at all.
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Greg Utas wrote: some sites that sell investment advice think you want to sit through a half-hour video of some rude shill who drones on and on before coming to the point.
There is probably some regulatory requirement* that they tell you that past performance is no indication of future performance, yada, yada, yada.
* Or they are trying to head off being regulated
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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If more than 1 popup I usually just leave the page, cursing as I go.
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My feeling is that someone misunderstood the idea that "you only have [N] seconds to make a first impression".
IMO, the very idea of a "nag screen" when you are about to leave a site is flawed. If the site is interesting enough to me, I will look for a link to a registration page. If it is not, no amount of "nagware" will motivate me to do so.
Nagging me before I've even had a chance to get an impression of the site is no way to give me a good impression.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Worked for me!
Nigerian prince depositing $2 million in my bank account as we speak.
Silly you.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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I liken it to aggressive pan-handling.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Chris Maunder wrote: You know - I do think I'll type in my email address as I leave the site and look elsewhere.
Nope.
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