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More likely Derek & Clive's "Hello" sketch. ("This bloke came up to me...") 
No linkage because it's decidedly NSFW and NSFKS. Google at your own peril.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Anyway it goes on and on and on.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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How should eye no?
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I don't know, but his tombstone reads
May he restaurant in piece
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I am not certain if this is an appropriate question for the Lounge but I will accept the risk. Namely if you could be proficient or even expert at something other than programming and related technical subjects which of course you already are what would it be? For me it would be shooting straight pool. It's a great feeling when those balls go kerplunk. There are other skills I would like to be more proficient at but I enjoy the effort in trying to make it so while missing shots in straight pool is a frustrating and painful experience.
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PaltryProgrammer wrote: Namely if you could be proficient or even expert at something other than programming and related technical subjects which of course you already are what would it be?
Love. Never been good at it. Everything else you can learn. Math, chemistry, all is available with documentation. In thousands of years, we could not document women.
They are a source of trouble best avoided. Beautifull women moreso. Keep away from Women boy, and play a lonely game, for the bad ones make you crooked, and the good ones make you tame.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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In one of the episodes of the BBC series "Doc Martin" it was documented that the preferred algorithm is to devote your life to making her life happy. I once knew a beautiful woman. She was everything I knew she would be even before we met and then some.
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PaltryProgrammer wrote: In one of the episodes of the BBC series "Doc Martin" it was documented that the preferred algorithm is to devote your life to making her life happy.
Tis, but why and how did that grow from bacteria from which we evolved?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Musky fishing.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Driving cars "properly" at more than 20 KM/h in reverse.
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May I inquire as to why one would favor such a skill. Is it because you have already mastered the skill of driving a car properly at more than 200km/h in forward?
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learned to do this one summer in a boat shop of all places. I could back up a boat on a trailer behind a little truck at quite a clip. Boss was nervous the first 3 times. Eventually he settled down. I never did wrreck a boat. Wrecked a few other things. <grin>
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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Piano, I would love to be able to play Mozart's as well as Bach's keyboard works.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Piano for me too. But I want to play Lounge lizard music in a smoky bar, and Rock and Roll keyboards on stage.
I would make it a career, if musicians were paid better, but you might as well try to make a living by buying lottery tickets.
Wear your mask. The life you save could be your own.
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Sounds good too, as long as you don't accept to play blindfolded at a late night event(reference to Kubrick's excellent film Eyes Wide Shut).
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Woodworking
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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I like to able to to draw. I've always been fascinated by people who can bring a few strokes of a pencil to life.
I can't even draw stick figures.
// TODO: Insert something here Top ten reasons why I'm lazy
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PaltryProgrammer wrote: I am not certain if this is an appropriate question for the Lounge
If you were asking about what we are already experts at, then yes it would not be appropriate 
Apart from that: I would have loved to be a close-up magician. I have some practice, but I am not talented at all.
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Jeet Kune Do.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Been playing since the day after the Beatles made their American debut on the Ed Sullivan show.
I'm pretty good but a long way from expert. I could go for this too.
Wear you mask. The life you save may be your own.
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I have always enjoyed dabbling in brain surgery. Perhaps get better at it. 
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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