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OK- if we are running with the monk theme (Non Americans and even younger Americans might not get this one...)

One day Robin Hood visits Friar Tucks hut in Sherwood to find an enormous collection of flowers.
"What's with all the flowers?" he asks Tuck
"I have decided to leave my old life of caring for the people of Sherwood and open my own flower shop!" is the reply.

Robin is concerned to hear this and tries to convince Tuck that he can't abandon his religious duties to the people but Tuck will hear none of it. After the argument gets heated Tuck finally physically throws Robin out of the shop.

Robin gathers the Merry men and tells them of the problem.

Will Scarlett volunteers to talk to Tuck. 10 minutes later he is being rather brutally thrown out of the shop.
Next up is Little John and he fairs no better. After a long shouting match Tuck is beating him with his own quarterstaff and chasing him from the shop.
Man after man tries and fails to convince Tuck, with each confrontation becoming more violent.

Finally Robin looks to Hugh and asks him if he has any ideas. Hugh nods and enters the shop. Ten minutes later out walks an ashamed looking Tuck and says "Ok Ok - I'll go back to my old job!!"

And everything was right again in Sherwood.

Which just goes to show that...

Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist Friars.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.

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