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They asked me "can you perform under pressure?"
I said "no, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody."
I didn't get the job 
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another one bites the dust 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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It's a hard life
'Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.'
Benny Hill
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Scandal... It's a hard life, the show must go on
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Maybe they were just looking for Somebody To Love.
Or Fat Bottomed Girls... 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Stefan_Lang wrote: Fat Bottomed Girls...
They make the rocking world go round! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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At one time many, many decades ago, I was in a rock band - as the "second percussionist", which gives you an idea as to how loud we were!
We covered Queen songs and my only time singing lead was when we did "Fat Bottomed Girls".
Apparently I was quite good at that one song... but was too embarrassed to tell my mother which song I had done at the college concert! 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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It's good you are trying to Spread your Wings
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Don't worry too much, we are the champions still. 
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This thread reads like the play list on my mobile
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Sure they didn't ask you to Dance, monkey? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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You are better off not joining the company. No loss.
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and now I'm itching to go.
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Aw c'mon - you could salve that yourself 
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Where did you dig that one up?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I don't think he had to dig... probably to scratch the surface was enough
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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this came from his groin area, probably fungal.
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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Stain?
It goes without saying
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I suppose it works either way - was looking for SATIN but ya
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Currently in Hawaii and visited a local planetarium and they had a SOS, was really neat. Check it out.
What is Science On a Sphere[^]
Projects data on a sphere, as name implies, not only weather but many other datum as well.
Monday starts Diarrhea awareness week, runs until Friday!
JaxCoder.com
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Very cool, Mike!
/ravi
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