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One of the interns in the team updated his status - "I'm learning JIRA software from Alsatian"
modified 19-Feb-20 2:45am.
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How dare the dog make such an error? 
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What an intriguing tail... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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If you work with JIRA you know this to be true 
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Quote: "I'm learning JIRA software from Alsatian"
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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That looks almost like an auto-correction.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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It just occurred to me that "the height of dyslexia" may turn out to actually be the width.
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Forgive my dim head. 
I didn't get it exactly. I read my OP multiple times to check if I've missed something..ROFL.
Any hints?
modified 23-Feb-20 0:02am.
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Hehe great. :+1:
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Debris found in fuel tanks[^]
Imagining this debris coming into the fuel line, and causing obstruction to fuel-flow mid-air, gives a shudder.
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nah, just flip the plane over and shake it about for a couple of miles.
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the goat in your machine wrote: nah, just flip the plane over and shake it about for a couple of miles.
So that's what Tex Johnston was doing with that Boeing Dash-80 (707 prototype) in 1955. 
Boeing Dash-80 Barrel Roll
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The article says: Business Insider first reported in September that the plane-maker was reaching out to retired technicians for help getting the planes ready for delivery quickly.
That's ridiculous! Who needs old fogies?[^]
... Or has someone finally got the message that experienced hands move faster and don't break things?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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... and NO TRAINING required, so just like not breaking things it's money.
retired workers are an easy target
- many find it tough living on the reduced income,
- comfortable and bored (done a few things they dreamed about, too old or lost interest in others)
could you imagine people that retire at 50 - 55, and what's the average life span. even 10 more years with nothing much to do sounds appealing on Friday, even better on Monday but gets, ummm, "old" by April.
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Insignificant when compared to the design issues of the 737 Max. The Max issue may very well kill the company.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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"It works on my machine"
"Then we'll ship your machine"
"And thus docker was born"
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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You speak in jest, but that's where one can find many a true word.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So now I've got some tools to unleash some pretty advanced AI chatbots into some online forums which could make for an interesting social experiment, both in terms of the bot learning and evolving and in terms of people's reactions to it, and I was talking to my hubby all like "which group of unsuspecting plebes do I deploy one to first?" and then realized that there's no group of people that doesn't suck in some way such that it would poison the bot which led to the larger conclusion that people in general are kinda not so great. 
Real programmers use butterflies
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My modest proposal is that you try it right here. After all, no one on CP sucks.
Let's see how long your bot can avoid "This account has been closed". I'll consider running a betting pool on the date of its demise.
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I was going to avoid running it here because I figure that's off limits and i don't want my real account to get the axe.
Real programmers use butterflies
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I'm sure a bot could create its own account.
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So ask permission.
Canadians are way too polite to refuse a nicely worded request.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Canadians are way too polite to refuse a nicely worded request.
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