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I've had a lot more experience of Day 1 recipes that were, in their entirety: We want a program that will do everything for us, and is completely intuitive, so that no-one will need any training. You've got three weeks.
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And how did you spent the last two weeks of that?
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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does Uber do software dev?
after many otherwise intelligent sounding suggestions that achieved nothing the nice folks at Technet said the only solution was to low level format my hard disk then reinstall my signature. Sadly, this still didn't fix the issue!
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Mum's got educated, in a venomous way (5)
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Mum's MAM
got educated BA
in a venomous way
MAMBA
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Dang, I knew that was far too easy. I'll try harder next time!
Congrats, you're up
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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It was fourth on my mental list of "snakes with five letter names" 
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Not to be Picky but I assumed that in general the species are called Mambas and particular variety is Black or White mamba
cheers,
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Hey! I didn't set it!
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There are four species of Mambas (snakes of the Dendroaspis genus, which means "tree snake"). The "Black mamba", which doesn't live in trees despite its family name, is grey or brown. Sounds like a question on QI: "What colour is a black mamba?" Cue sirens and -10 points to Alan Davies. Black mamba pic [^]
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@melchizidech
You won yesterday, remember?
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Bugger, sorry. I actually didn't even check to see if I was correct.
Engaging brain now, please wait, loading...
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Welcome To The Tutorial[^]
Yep, except for the $99, foul muzac, 10 minutes of irrelevant rubbish with bad graphic effects at the beginning and end, that's about right for most of 'em ... 
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So the solution to this problem, as with many, many programming problems, is GO TO CP, DON'T GOTO YOUTUBE!
Personally, I think my new marketing technique is the bee's knees. I'll be the prime minister of Europe in no time.
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GOTO I use get
DONT GOTO ??? how is that a thing? ... is it bad practice to use them too?
after many otherwise intelligent sounding suggestions that achieved nothing the nice folks at Technet said the only solution was to low level format my hard disk then reinstall my signature. Sadly, this still didn't fix the issue!
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lopatir wrote: DONT GOTO??? how is that a thing?
How can you not know such a vital function???
650 GOTO 400 DONT GOTO GO DONT COLLECT $200 {*sigh*} Youngsters, these days...
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There's quite a few photography tutorials; they're 3 part, the first 2 are rather good but not much info and the 3rd is a long video that is an advert for an expensive class.
Monday starts Diarrhea awareness week, runs until Friday!
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Docker for Windows won't run if you have the Razer Synapse driver management tool running.
Not surpised, Razer syapse is crap anyway (but it has improved, arguably)
At any rate, this is the post mortem analysis explain why, it is thanks to a buggy answer on stack overflow  :
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So the solution to this bug, as with many, many bugs, is GO TO CP, DON'T GOTO SO!
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So obvious, when you think about it! 
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Say it ain't so, Joe 
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Maybe you can run (fast) with Docker shoes
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With Corona having a virus and all, there are fewer workers putting the iPhones together, which is creating a potential shortage. Will folks have to come up with a new addiction, or ::gasp:: keep their current one a little while longer?
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
modified 24-Feb-20 12:51pm.
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David Crow wrote: or ::gasp:: keep their current one a little long while longer?
you forgot iphones are purposely designed to slow down as they get older
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