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Don't they turn themselves off after a while? Go into sleep mode? Something?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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If your girlfriend goes into hibernation mode, she might actually be a bear. I suggest you look for obvious signs.
Like, does she p**p in the woods...?
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The problem is that once you turn them off, good luck turning them back on. So, turn them on, but leave them that way.
However, in reality, no girlfriend has that sort of uptime.
There's some sort of Patch Tuesday joke in there somewhere, with a forced reboot once a month, but I'm not going there.
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Brace yourself for() this->but you must colon all your charm - maybe nibble her ear a bit - and don't let her she's part of a string of women you later a-void.
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Not all girlfriends like the grandfather, father, son principle
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Not for me. My girlfriend broke up with me because she said I treated her like an object.
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What did she want? To be treated as a subject ... of what? A predicate? A full stop? A hyphen?
Can any girl tell you how they like to be treated, in a sentence that does not contain the word "not"? (or any synonym of it)
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We've all seen these types of stock images used in technology-related articles...since they're often talking about abstract things that don't have a physical representation, authors/editors think they're being clever by using a close-up picture of a QWERTY keyboard with a specific word spelled out, maybe with keys of a different color.
I've always thought this is lame (I know, first-world problem). Not only would such a keyboard mess with the head of anyone who uses proper touch-typing...they now have letters that get repeated. Right in the sample I've linked to--there's only maybe 15 keys visible in the frame, but there's now two "O"s and two "M"s on that keyboard.
But that's just me, making the observation that the work former art students produce, if there was a real-world equivalent, is non-practical, if not downright non-sense... I've never been one to have an eye to appreciate "art" for what it is, and instead look at these sorts of things purely from a practical perspective. Some, I'm sure, would argue this says a lot more about me than those who come up with these...creations. Not that it matters to me.
Did I have a point? Maybe just one: Enough with that meme already...
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And solderers who have asbestos fingers ...
And advertisers who assume that nobody knows what "Aqua (99%)" actually means ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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This is quite common when a staff of music is included in an image. It's total nonsense, with no knowledge of proper notation whatsoever.
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Well the value is back above 10 KUSD. I am not saying it is the best thing since sliced bread.
But I would be very careful to voice any predictions loudly. This is just an unpredictable beast.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Just pray that not too many junkies die from overdoses, so that they can keep buying drugs to increase your dividends.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My dividends? The asset pays no dividends, and even if it did, I do not have any of it.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I've been working on a GLR parser. GLR parsing is neat in that it can even process natural languages - human language
But the algorithm it is based on is near incomprehensible. You can implement it, but that doesn't mean you'll understand it. There's certain things about it that you just "know" you have to do even if the theory isn't clear - about half the algo is like that.
Well, I've had to teach myself GLR by reverse engineering someone else's open source GLR parser, and in the process I think I'm actually beginning to understand it.
I'm rocking today. Woo
Real programmers use butterflies
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Now, what was it that Niels Bohr said about believing that you understand quantum theory? 
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Hi All,
We need to do a FAT (Factory Acceptance Test) on some devices we can't get back to base to test. We followed IT policy to get two high spec desktops to run the test and some solid state drives, the policy has changed no desktops, the hard drives were taken out, company policy then demands all hard drives that are encrypted. So come next round of tests the PC's that were to kept are gone, the hard drives can't be encrypted. I am at a loss, talk to help desk 'use your departments lap tops, you got three of them' which are all booked out for other projects. I can have an old Win 8 laptop (which can run the software slowly!) for two days, I will be on site for Monday to Saturday.  If only they had listened!
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Why would they listen to a mere engineer? What do you know about making sensible policies?
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If customers are attending the FAT, you can pointedly try not to embarrass the idiots who made the policy.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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glennPattonWork wrote: two high spec desktops to run the test and some solid state drives
"Those aren't desktops - they are highly specialized test hardware for the XYZ widget that we put into desktop tower cases. Now set them back down and I will fix what you probably broke after you leave..."
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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So my LG Flip Phone has just about had it. Battery, even a new one, drains within a day or two (even if not used) and the signal strength oscillates. Voices are broken up most of the time. It's 3G and probably spends it energy looking for unavailable towers.
New flip phone: hard to find and those I did are very costly
So I get this BLU G5 Plus - about $US 100 . After moving the SIM and charging I turn it on. First thing after selecting a language is their privacy terms. Basically I have no privacy at all. If I don't agree then I can't use the phone. No Opt Out possible.
Now, the online search I should have done first: they basically suck. The ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) 's have an un-removable and non-disableable application that sends everything you do and everywhere you go to a location in Shanghai. It also installs un-asked-for applications. It turns out the FCC smacked them on the wrist last year - as though they cared.
Well - fortunately I didn't install either of the screen protectors or throw away anything from the box. All repacked (w/out my SIM) and back it goes. Thanks a lot, uncle Xi.
The details aren't necessary, but two of the pins in the LG SIM slot are missing - it can't see the card.
The problem is . . . now what?
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Have you looked at refurbished phones?
They're old second-hand phones, but fixed so they work like new.
Or so I've been told.
I've seen quite a few Nokia 3310's because those were popular back in the day.
No doubt they also refurbish flip phones.
Can't tell you whether they're expensive though (i.e. they're cheap alternatives or hipster retro).
I'm all into newer phones so I can't tell you where to buy and who to trust, but I'm sure you'll find some good sellers using your best Google-fu.
Good luck in your search for old, reliable, simple tech 
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Older phones not likely to have 4G - and as 3G is phased out I would find myself in the situation I had with the LG 3G Flip Phone. Burning out the battery searching for towers and poor quality voice because the towers were few and the connection unstable.
Refurbs? I do buy refurb'ed technology - the PC I'm using now, connected by HDMI to a TV is VM'ing into work where I RDT to my desktop. No point in buying new and amazing when it's mostly just a connection point (and also a place to play Dungeon Crawl).
But the real problem is privacy - at least if I have a chance to opt-out and/or remove/disable applications I can work on it and so live with it. Chinese brands are, unless proven otherwise, infested with spyware.
At least, to make things somewhat easier, I have no device requirements for the phone beyond privacy and reliable/audible conversations. When I take pictures I (amazingly enough) use a camera. I don't keep my ears plugged as I go through life - hearing and seeing the world live and first person
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W∴ Balboos wrote: the real problem is privacy
In that case, don't get any type of phone.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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So root it[^], delete the cr@pware, then unroot it, if desired.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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W∴ Balboos wrote: It also installs un-asked-for applications
And you think only the Chinese do this, my samsung has 52+ (I haven't counted recently) applications it "updates" when I let it. I use probably 10 and have installed only 5 of those. The wife (who does not know what Play Store is) has samsung that dings at her all the time for some unknown reason.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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