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I clicked the link for a codepen.io and it had a splash screen for a few seconds that read,
"Why did the programmer quit her job.
Because she did not get arrays."
Corny, but made me smile to have humor in an unexpected place.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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or because she was in this->array ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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You are "supposed" to just post the joke as if it were your own, without the back story.
and then you are "supposed" to write something to the effect "getting my coat now".
It's much easier to enjoy the favor of both friend and foe, and not give a damn who's who. -- Lon Milo DuQuette
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I never have fit in with the crowd very well.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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The guys are just pulling your leg.
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And don't forget the "OTD"
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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No, they haven't.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Cheese: should you handle it more Caerphilly?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Depending on which cheese, more sensibly, for sure. Some will even detonate on contact.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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aw cut that out .... no not the cheese! don't cut the cheese!
after many otherwise intelligent sounding suggestions that achieved nothing the nice folks at Technet said the only solution was to low level format my hard disk then reinstall my signature. Sadly, this still didn't fix the issue!
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Is a lithe Belgian ballet dancer known as a Limburger?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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So how well do you know that cheese?
It goes ridiculously well on pizza, if you take the maggots out.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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The maggots are the protein. If they're still alive, then its like Sashimi pizza.
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When it comes to handling cheese, just brie careful, cut some slices and then Edam.
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Nice one - I don't know you keep coming up with these
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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If you want to Lock / Unlock your task bar, you simply click the one Checkbox menu item ("Lock the taskbar") and it toggles (just as we expect for a checkbox item).
See it here: https://i.stack.imgur.com/V09Rh.png[^]
Two Checkboxes For One Choice??
However, if you want to hide or display Cortana from your taskbar, there are two checkboxes and you have to select one or the other??? !!! what!?!
You can see the Cortana choices in this snapshot from my taskbar: https://i.stack.imgur.com/X4xt6.png[^]
I was attempting to hide Cortana by clicking (toggling) the "Show Cortana icon" but it didn't do anything. It was annoying. I had to click the _other_ checkbox ("Hidden")!
But now, this one makes me laugh, because M$ basically invented these usages and now they don't follow them.
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I think you are running an older version of Win10 than I: I'm on 1909 18363.592, and I get a single choice: "Show Cortana Button".
I get a "Show" / "Hidden" for "Search" though, which you don't.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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OriginalGriff wrote: I think you are running an older version of Win10
Yeah, this is at work and they seem to keep us a few revs back. So that may be the issue : version 1809 -- 10.0.17763 Build 17763
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It could be that the Hidden is to hide Cortana's typing area, whereas the Show Cortana Icon is just to show or hide its icon in the tray?
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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They seem to be mutually exclusive choices...I can only choose one or the other.
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Ok, so poor design indeed 
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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Exactly. Mutually exclusive choices traditionally meant radio buttons. But somehow at some point in time this got lost.
They did something similar with the Search option. The 3 options I see under Search (I'm on 1909) are Hidden, Show Search Icon and Show Search Box. You select one of the three.
I'm thinking these "new" menus allow for items to be checked, but there's no such thing as radio button support. "Progress".
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or they've decided to make radio buttons look like check boxes?
why not? they've made so many other things ugly and confusing (even the overall UI)
- it's the direction that started at win 8 accelerating.
after many otherwise intelligent sounding suggestions that achieved nothing the nice folks at Technet said the only solution was to low level format my hard disk then reinstall my signature. Sadly, this still didn't fix the issue!
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lopatir wrote: or they've decided to make radio buttons look like check boxes?
why not? they've made so many other things ugly and confusing (even the overall UI)
Yeah, they really have changed some basic things that were great the way they were.
But, all in the name of NEW... I guess. 
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IIRC, there should be three options: Hide, Show, and Show Icon. You could either show a search box (show) or a smaller button (show icon).
It's changed in later versions, because they've finally split the search option from Cortana. So now there's a "Show Cortana button" which is a single choice, and a "Search" menu with the "hide", "show icon", and "show search box" options.
But you don't expect consistency* from a Microsoft UI, do you? 
* Apart from "the consistency of warm diarrhoea".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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