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A slightly related story:
In the early days of email, a colleague of mine reported that he had received a rush of emails from his wife, working with another company, some of the messages weeks and months old - messages that had "disappeared" for unknown reasons now reappearing.
They found the reason: At my employer, we still did offline backup, taking down the machines at midnight to make backup copies. At the company of my colleague's wife, their email system tried to send the mail when submitted, but if unsuccessful (which wasn't uncommon in those days), the mail was put into a backlog for a retry after midnight ... when our machines were offline for backup. So the midnight retransmission failed, night after night. Then our mailserver had a major crash at nighttime. It was restarted right before midnight, without being taken down for backup. Then the whole rush of backlogged emails where accepted.
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In the UK, a telephone subscriber is signalled by sending 90 volts across one side of the two-wire circuit and ground. When the phone is answered, it switches to the two-wire circuit for conversation. This method allows two parties on the same line to be signalled without disturbing each other.
An elderly man called British Telecom to say that his telephone nearly always failed to ring when his friends called. On the few occasions when it did ring, his dog always barked first. A technician dispatched to the premises climbed a nearby pole, connected his test set, and dialled the house. The phone didn't ring.
On investigation, it was found that the dog was tied to the telephone system's ground post via an iron chain and collar, and was receiving 90 volts of signalling current. After several jolts, the dog urinated on the ground and barked. The wet ground then conducted and the phone rang.
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IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED
A friend of mine has two tickets to the 2020 Super Bowl in Miami, box seats. He paid $11,500 each.
They come with limo service from and back to the airport, lunch, dinner, and up to a $400 bar tab.
Also an authorized pass to the winner's locker room.
He did not realize last year when he bought them, that the game was going to be on the same day as his wedding.
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It's at St. Paul's Church in Ocala at 3 PM. Her name is Ashley.
She's 5'4", about 125 lbs., and a good cook. She loves to fish and hunt.
She will be the one in a white dress.
Will Rogers never met me.
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$400 bar tab? So, like, 2 warm beers?
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This has been making its rounds. 
/ravi
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I think it does every year, actually, but this was very succinctly written. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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I have 30+ years of Windows and Web API development experience. Typical Client/Server stuff. I'm now getting into mobile development.
What I'd really like is to develop an app to market but I cant think of a real money maker. I have the time and experience but dont really know what to write.
Anyone have an idea they want to partner on? PM me, or if you want to drop an idea here, please do.
Let's make the next great app and retire
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Most of the apps i can think of that would be useful require connection to some sort of DB or service. I'm assuming you're going to host something for that? Like a DB and a webserver, or a some sort of cloud deployment
If so, how about something that automatically shows your closest friends/family? and allows you to set up radiusus for what constitutes "closest"?
you could do group chats and/or organize meets using it.
Real programmers use butterflies
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I like that. Is there anything like that out there already that you know of?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Not that I know of but then I'm not really the right person to ask as I hate phones and tend to avoid them.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Theres FriendFinder, buts it's a dating app.
A "which of the people in my circle of friends is near me" app would be the idea
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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I have no friends and my closest family is about two thousand miles away (more like three thousand today). And that's the way I like it.
An app which tells me they're getting too close may be useful.
But they're wilier than that.
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Well they would have to join your group.
Which translates into Come See Me
Not for you huh?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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honey the codewitch wrote: you could do group chats and/or organize meets using it.
Or spy on your employees/potential rape victims.
It's a horrible idea, which would be used more for evil than good -- so there are probably twenty apps like it available already.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Umm, I think you misunderstand.
Not that you mind.
This app could not do what you think it could.
Real programmers use butterflies
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I have thought up 3 different great apps. Each time I found something just like it already free on the App Store...
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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Ya, but can you do it better for cheaper?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Write an app that solves a problem YOU have or makes YOUR life/work easier. If you like it and find it useful, others may as well. That's the place to start.
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Well that's the trick. What problem hasn't been solved that an already publicly available app couldn't solve?
There are THOUSANDS of apps that solve all manner of "problems'.. but what would catch someone's attention these days?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Make a parser app... 
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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Make a lexical parser app...
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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An app that gives you random ideas for a new app? 
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Sounds very much like the US Patent office deciding everything that was useful, had already been invented.
I do agree that finding an application that hadn't been done already and was useful is difficult.
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Bob Nadler wrote: Write an app that solves a problem YOU have
So you're saying that, because his problem is that he doesn't know what app to write, he should swot up on recursion?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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