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Have you noticed that there are no recipes for leftover chocolate?
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Maybe She matured beyond us the way Darlek Dave did!
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I find the combination of Dalek Dave and Mature slightly unlikely.
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glennPattonWork wrote: Maybe She matured beyond us the way Darlek Dave did!
I don't think DD was matured so much as pickled.
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Didn't she have a run in/got fed up with with a particular and prolific erstwhile contributor*? Could be completely mis-remembering.
* not DD
modified 24-Jan-20 8:22am.
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A view but not in a picture way. 9
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SPECTACLE?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Pimpyboy a reincarnation of PompeyBoy, or does you PC's have gold accents & fan have a spinner?
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That reminds me... anybody know of a way to see a user's history or username changes?
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No, he just relocated from Portsmouth to Pimpsmouth.
... that came out waaaaaaaay worse than intended ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Yes - find it easier to create a new account when I forget my password ( must be in double figure accounts now)
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As Griff said have you moved from Pompey...
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Does yes mean yes your answer is correct ?
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Has he managed to get himself thrown out again? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Well he tries his best! 
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Hi All,
Has there been an Office or Windows update recently that reinstalled some drivers for the USB? I ask as PC lost the ability to access it's keyboard, well the 'num' lock still turned on and off! The issue was the keyboard was dead the mouse was dead! As I locked the machine I could log back in, off went the power switch out came the power cord! All is good but I have noticed the Icons for Orfice have changed!
Glenn
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safe mode working? perhaps then can roll back updates.
otherwise an old (vanilla) plug in USB keyboard & mouse?
if it were anything but windows I would wonder why and even more HOW an application update would break the operating system.
after many otherwise intelligent sounding suggestions that achieved nothing the nice folks at Technet said the only solution was to low level format my hard disk then reinstall my signature. Sadly, this still didn't fix the issue!
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At a guess, it's a wireless KB and mouse, and the dongle is dead / missing?
Worth a try unplugging the dongle, waiting ten, and plugging it back in - or swapping it with some unsuspecting cow-orker...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I used to love PS2 ports solid reliable, could be hit with lightning (got lucky) shorted to your harts content. USB not so much, in a past existence it managed to kill the USB on a PC...
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I used to suggest coffee: poured into the machine,
if that didn't fix it then at least it would be replaced by a new one that does work.
100% chance of success in my book.
after many otherwise intelligent sounding suggestions that achieved nothing the nice folks at Technet said the only solution was to low level format my hard disk then reinstall my signature. Sadly, this still didn't fix the issue!
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Not so reliable - there is a fuse-that-looks-like-a-resistor soldered onto the MB which blows when you plug the keyboard in with the power already on ... that's fine when you know it's there and can wield a soldering iron, but when you don't it gets expensive! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Not an issue! a replaceable part, simple user servicing...
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Well, as any of the experts at microsoft will tell you, you can't underestimate the power of new icons.
Reminds me of one of my favourite boot-up error messages from the pre-XP days:
Keyboard not found.
Press any key to continue.
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Ah, Yes I loved that one, especially fun on a PC104 with no interface.... 
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