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11917640 Member wrote: hundreds linker errors and want to know, how to fix them.
Carefully. Very, very carefully.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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On a serious note, what are they going to use to Google test the HAL Emulator? 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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They could write a meta-emulator which emulates the test environment for emulated HAL.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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"It's emulators all the way down!"
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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11917640 Member wrote: After aircraft crash, they can say "But Google tests are OK!".
They can say that, but that won't change anything; Google does not guarantee anything, and no judge will honor the dismissal of responsibility.
If the crash was preventable, there's a possibility for criminal charges.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Some guy on SO: *Writes a HAL emulation*
Some guy on SO: *Builds the HAL emulation*
HAL emulation: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
Emulation success 
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To all those who celebrate Thanksgiving today: Have a great day with your families! ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif) ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
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Y'all as well
They call me different but the truth is they're all the same!
JaxCoder.com
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or just in a non-festive mood today?
They call me different but the truth is they're all the same!
JaxCoder.com
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The hamsters are already on vacation, so nobody changed the graphic!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Why would they be on vacation? It's not Canadian Thanksgiving day (that was a few weeks ago).
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Did I say they were celebrating Thanksgiving?
They are off early for Advent. 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Talking of "two Thanksgivings ago": Anyone who is still unfamiliar with Arlo Guhrie. Alice's Restaurant[^] should spend the 18 minutes it takes to listen to this talking country tune!
The movie based on the tune is certainly a nice presentation of hippe life at the time of Woodstock, but it is not half as funny as the song. Watch it if come across it, but don't cross the continent to get hold of it.
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Given the state of the world, the main thing that he/she/it has to be thankful for is that he/she/it's an alien. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: he/she/it
I am not going to call Bob, Gender Neutral Bob, I'm sorry I'm drawing the line in the sand on this one! 
They call me different but the truth is they're all the same!
JaxCoder.com
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Bob's an alien. Do you know how many sexes the species has?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Gender.Neutral? Is that some namespace in .Net Core?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Snowflake
Gender
Neutral
???
They call me different but the truth is they're all the same!
JaxCoder.com
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We all know Bob is Canadian, and Canadian Thanksgiving is in October.
I'd rather be phishing!
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I have received a phishing email that looks very well produced.
I'm tempted to spin up a virtual machine and go to the link inside of it just to see what happens.
Do you think there is any malware that can escape a virtual machine?
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Richard Andrew x64 wrote: Do you think there is any malware that can escape a virtual machine?
Nothing escapes from a virtual machine. Once the malware passes the event horizon, it is reduced to pure energy by the time it reaches the singularity. Wait... that was a black hole, not a virtual machine. Better install everything on a black hole then.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Thanks. I needed a chuckle.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Great idea! I was unaware of such sites.
Thanks! 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Richard Andrew x64 wrote: Do you think there is any malware that can escape a virtual machine?
It has been done: Escaping VMware Workstation through COM1[^]
And even if this security hole is fixed now, I wouldn't bet on it.
Remember that your virtual machine is sharing the processor and local network as well.
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