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I would have your cat checked by an exorcist. It may be even more of a witches' familiar than you thought. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Exorcist? Familiars? Just turn off the lamp[^] and they will look for another warm spot to sleep.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Sometimes things just work, and work well.
However, enjoy it while it lasts. 
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Is that really the most outrageously improbable reason you could come up with?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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honey the codewitch wrote: this has been smooth sailing since i started it.
So you've just gotta know there's something awfully wrong that's going to manifest itself when you least expect it...
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exactly
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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I noticed in the replies that there was a reference to Murphy's Law.
Please don't worry about that!
I have it from extremely reliable authorities that Murphy's Law wasn't even named after Murphy, but after someone else with the same name.
As for waiting for that shoe to drop? Well - if you've kept up with your fairy tales you'd know that when you are asleep, elves (unemployed elvish shoemakers whose work was outsourced, by the way) are fixing it for you.
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And here I assumed it was my cats doing that.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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I don't know what they do while I'm sleeping, but sometimes they make a lot of noise.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Having fun or being mischievous. Probably both.
But working? Nah, not cats. They have staff for that.
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insert Tab A into Slot B.
Nah, it can't be that simple.
Surly it is Tab A into Slot A?
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something like that, yeah. i'll wave a dead chicken over the whole mess and hope for the best.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Drug flow port: one dried petal bowl mixture (9)
[edit]
Mea culpa: "Port" is "Left", "Starboard" is Right. 
Use English you sailing idiots ...
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Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
modified 17-Sep-19 4:30am.
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Are you sure that you know your port from your starboard, Griff?
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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POTPOURRI dried petal mix
POT drug
POUR flow
I one
[edit] and I'm with peejay. R <> port [/edit]
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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And I need a ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
Oops. Sorry about that - I forever get that the wrong way round.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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There are numerous lines involving red, port and left. Pick one!
Are we themed this week? I was away yesterday.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Peter_in_2780 wrote: Are we themed this week?
Yes, yesterday was POMANDER, today is POTPOURRI - so "scented / smelly things" is the theme (to avoid MM's likely solutions for a "smelly balls" theme...)
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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At the end of the meal ask your neighbour (or wife even), "Darling, is there any red port left?". Yes, I do know you are TT.
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Port and left have the same number of letters.
I have remembered that since I was told it as a kid. Weird how some things stick in your head.
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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cuz i'm going with my hubby and he's not back yet.
tacos tacos tacos
mmmmm, tacos.
yay.
also this:
*** Random Access - 1000000 items ***
Dictionary adds: 527.0508ms
SortedDictionary adds: 1050.3009ms
SortedBTreeDictionary adds: 1786.5472ms, Height = 11
SortedBPlusTreeDictionary adds: 2459.5161ms, Height = 4
SortedAvlTreeDictionary adds: 1289.8723ms, Height = 22
SortedSplayTreeDictionary adds: 2336.9341ms, Height = 56
Dictionary searches: 191.6708ms
SortedDictionary searches: 376.4599ms
SortedBTreeDictionary searches: 118.3787ms, Height = 11
SortedBPlusTreeDictionary searches: 690.9142ms, Height = 4
SortedAvlTreeDictionary searches: 303.7619ms, Height = 22
SortedSplayTreeDictionary searches: 663.0393ms, Height = 42
double yay. My btree rocks
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Hard or soft tacos?!  
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the real kind. mexican street tacos
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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