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Did the Worlds Greatest Proctologist start at the bottom – and stay there?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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He is working his way up!
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We knew we could colon you to examine this.
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interesting topic
... and what was it that was discussed earlier? ahh, curry.
seems like evil OG's out and about today.
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He used to have a nice pair of gloves, but he rectum.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Did the world's 2nd greatest Proctologist do a half a$$ job?
Is a Proctologist in a baseball cap an a$$ hat?
Is a Proctologist at the butt of every joke?
Are all Proctologists named Ben Dover?
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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This may be a bit cheeky, but surely the code for the seat of their hole-y wisdom can be cracked!
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He might have written it in his diar(hea)/(y)
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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A Proctologist goes into a bar, he orders two fingers of whiskey.
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Stevie wonder walks into a bar.
Ouch.
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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says
"What is this - some kind of a joke?"
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A woman walks into a bar. She asks the barman to give her one. So he does.
"I am cold"
"You're in the fridge"
"It's nice here..."
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He's got a finger up on the competition.
Technician
1. A person that fixes stuff you can't.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
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Is an MST (Master Science in Taxation) similar? This is a real degree and pays graduates well.
So many years of programming I have forgotten more languages than I know.
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What do proctologists and archers have in common?
They both practice at the butts.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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All my laptop problems are finally over! 
I got a new SSD and everything worked again.
Just installed pretty much everything I need to either do my work or relax, which is 17 apps in total.
Although I'll need a few more, but I didn't have those before I reinstalled either.
Also nice is that I got a new Windows 10 license because my old license was still owned by my old employer.
I'm not sure if they knew or if they'd find out, but now that I have my own license I don't care about that anymore 
The Dell guy just happened to have a license on him and I could have it.
New SSD, new license, and the newest versions of all apps I use.
This ended better than I expected
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Nice one!
Now do an image backup before something terrible happens! 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Now do an image backup before something terrible happens!
I'd suggest a photocopier but these days most would use their phone.
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/ravi
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Sander Rossel wrote: This ended better than I expected
I hope you touched wood when you wrote that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hmmm,
Sander Rossel wrote: Also nice is that I got a new Windows 10 license because my old license was still owned by my old employer.
I'm not sure if they knew or if they'd find out, but now that I have my own license I don't care about that anymore
The Dell empoyee is required to check if the Windows license is valid and he saw that it was a corporate volume license.
Sander Rossel wrote: I got a new SSD and everything worked again.
I'd bet $1000 bucks that there is nothing wrong with the old SSD drive. I'd bet that the partition was protected by bitlocker and the UEFI BIOS had secure boot enabled.
Congratulations on fixing the PEBKAC error.
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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Sander Rossel wrote: This ended better than I expected
At least until the next W10 update! 
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Sometimes it takes a downturn to make an upturn
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... but I think the NATO Diesels[^] had to go when they were old enough to be the pilot's dad. Just looking what my old employer has been up to.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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