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Are you sure your name isn't David Thorne[^]? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Write an email claiming extreme offense at the suggestion you wrote anything other than a reference to the famed Joe Louis and then put in a claim for compo due to emotional stress.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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In the UK the only BrownBomber I am aware of is the high strength laxative capsule they tend to give you in hospital if you answer the question "Have your bowels moved today?" in the negative. It's a dark brown capsule, about an inch long, and it certainly opens the bomb bay doors!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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What's everyone having for dinner tonight?
/ravi
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Pasta with guanciale lardon, roasted nuts and a little bit of cheese (forgot to get some more from the store) and basil.
t'was nice; I should have put some chili flakes in it.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Nothing, working late. 
Tomorrow though, going to Las Vegas where I will more than make up for it! 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Beef Stew made by the Crock Pot with biscuits.
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Beef roast, mashed taters and strawberries. And a Snickers Ice Cream bar after! Yum
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Sorry I am late. I had peanut butter pizza. Yum
Lou
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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I had beef skewers and chicken stew, fries and a chocolate and hazelnut ice-cream cone.
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Last night was a potato and chickpea curry, with leftover roast chicken from Sunday, served with a Peshwari Naan.
The curry was very nice, but I bought in the Naan as we don't have a tandoor and it was gawd awful. Stodgy and tasted like a mince pie.
Tonight Herself is cooking, so it'll probably be bought in kebab in a raw pitta full of coleslaw.
As you may have guessed, she's not interested in cooking. 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
modified 13-Aug-19 1:54am.
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Wow, have we reached that deep level of conversation ? I think that after all these years, we are heading straight to the counselor 
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Lobster Thermidor aux Crevettes with a Mornay sauce, Served in a Provençale Manner with Shallots and Aubergines, garnished with Truffle Paté, Brandy and a Fried egg on top and Spam
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cheers
Chris Maunder
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Last night was a real treat. Beans on toast! Yummy!
Being in the US, real beanz are harder to come by - so this isn't as common as you might think.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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A bottle of Gemtree with fish n' chips for afters.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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No wonder they're replacing the rendering engine with Chromium.
And reasons for why I'm posting this will be explained at some point.
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Internet Explorer, because "better the devil you know..."
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A long time ago I made a very primitive webpage to collect my bookmarks. It has a background image, a title image, and a table of two columns with all of the links. I have used this page for about twenty years to hold my frequently visited links and it has worked fine with every browser I have tried it on this entire time except for Edge.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Same here, but three columns.
KISS solutions always work.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My favorite part is that I have to run the Microsoft Teams web app in chrome because it doesn't work for me in Edge.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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DRHuff wrote: My favorite part is that I have to run the Microsoft Teams web app open a fair percentage of sites in chrome just about any other browser because it doesn't they don't work for me in Edge.
Unfortunately, installing "just about any other browser" at work is not an option.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Edge is microsoft's attempt at punishing the public for abolishing internet explorer
what? our security sucks. Here. Have NO plugins. *sticks out tongue*
And get stuck with our crappy rendering engine.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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