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Been there, bro. It shouldn’t be that hard should it.
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Chris Maunder
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Indeed...
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The fun starts when my colleagues decide to use different versions of e.g. NewtonSoft JSON and everything must be bundled together in one installation directory.
When they also decide to mix .NET and .NET Core in one solution things get even more fun 
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Throw in webforms and you get system.net.http hell.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Is fandango what you do when Dan gets heatstroke?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or maybe this
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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"Saving his life from this warm sausage tea ..."
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: "Saving his life from this warm sausage tea ..."
Well - that's never going to go away! 
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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That gives me an idea for the ultimate cat-toy.
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No time to sweat the details - but is dehydrate the cost for animal skins?
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Nope, it is a kid sister safe way of asking you to leave the premises. F-AND-DAN-GO
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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No that's Barium!
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I'll have to ask Scaramouche.
/ravi
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Software testing - Wikipedia[^]
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Why not spam? Did you not spot the link on the words "software testing"? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Well, there is "Formal Testing", where you always don a DJ and Black Tie before you run your code, "Informal Testing" which is very similar, but with jeans and a T shirt.
There is "Alpha Testing", where only the most manly are allowed to run your code, and "Beta Testing" where code is run while driving an old Lancia.
There is "Unit Testing" where you get the computer to do it and accept it's word that all is fine.
There is "Student Testing" where you finally get it to compile and hand it in immediately before that changes.
And there is "Homework Testing" where you try to get others to write your answers for you ...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Oh boy, so much effort, very well done, i'll write that down in my wiki.
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OriginalGriff wrote: And there is "Homework Testing" where you try to get others to write your answers for you ...
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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this is sooo true and about 90% of what is wrong with our code. I love it and groan at the same time. If only we would open the application and try what we jsut did. <grin> Cause we never make mistakes right? Especially in typing on a keyboard. (jsut left that way on purpose)
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Umm does it do what it's supposed to according to the requirements...(if you have requirements) 
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Sometimes you test the software, other times the software tests you.
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Jacquers wrote: Sometimes you test the software, other times the software tests you.
You speak the truth there!
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