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Super Lloyd wrote: At work we use multiple contractors (such as I  ) including an Indian company for
you had me at "Indian company"
the amount of source is just the beginning... I'd suggest sensible shoes.
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Look at the bright side - it is not you who have to work with Kendo UI... 3MB is the best part of it...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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It is I!
I mean, err, you're right, it is not I who has to do it! 
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3MB mimimised?
Don't you mean 3MB minimised and compressed! Mwahahahaha!
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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No. It is only minimized... It does compress while downloading, and cached too...
It takes 35 ms average to download, but it actually happens only when version updated...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Kendo scarier:
In oour projects, some idiot in the distant past decided it would be a good idea to combine the Kendo, jquery, and jquery-ui scripts into a single monolithic file.
We have 20 apps that we maintain, and I've counted FOUR different versions of this file so far. All of them use different versions of the three scripts mentioned, and NONE of them can be used within apps that don't already use them.
All of the scripts mentioned are at LEAST six years old, and because they're "composited" (that's how the rest of the team refers to it), it would be VERY difficult to update any of the script components. We won't even go into the need for complete and total regression testing.
So, I'll see your scare, and raise you two terrifying's.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Halloween scare level reached!
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Is there such a thing? If not, we deserve our own. I mean if crows (a murder) and cows (a herd) and such can have one, why can't we? Some that come immediately to mind:
A Frustration
A Thinkin
A Nerdal
A Release
A Nerdal of software engineers was spotted today west of the highway, officers were sent to investigate.
Explorans limites defectum
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A Pint
A Bob
A Shot
A Cuss
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I vote for "Pint". On many days I could use one after work ... and on some days, for breakfast ....
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Well, clearly we would be a Generic Collection.
Some less hygienic members would be a Heap<T> while our politer members would obviously be a Queue<T>
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I'm good with 'collection'. These things are called terms of venery.
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We are the Collection. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile
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Matt McGuire wrote: We are the Collection. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile
That would be a group of electrical engineers.
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That would probably just get shorted to A Dork, so might as well accept it up front.
Explorans limites defectum
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Whatever, leave me out of it.
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Do you have some problem with me? You sure seem to go out of your way to be negative to my posts. If so let it out. Passive aggression isn't healthy. Maybe that wasn't targeted at me but others seem to have to been.
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He's just sad because Grumpy cat died recently 
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Hey, I know I am. She was a cute cat. Yes, I'm a cat lover; get over it.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Bug generators, you can figure out the short version.
(the opposite of Debugger) of software engineers.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Hookers?
Or is somebody here who did not a (very) dirty programming thing to satisfy the customer?
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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I was thinking a Heap<programmer> but I think a Hack of Programmers would be better.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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That's not a bad choice.
Explorans limites defectum
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