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Depending on the cat, the question may also be if it is allergic to you when it puts you in its mouth.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Must be where the expression "Cat Got Your Tongue" came from?
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Fur - crying out loud.
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but is it still OK to put yourself in a cats mouth?
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Lopatir wrote: put yourself in a cats mouth?
When I put myself in a pussy, you can be sure it doesn't have teeth . . .
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W∴ Balboos wrote: doesn't have teeth
That sounds... illegal. Please don't.
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Oh my! I hadn't thought of that possible interpretation.
Fortunately for me, I'm from neither Alabama nor Europe - and don't wallow in thoughts that readily drift into such unsavory (certainly in my opinion) possibilities.
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I've got some "thin cut steaks" for supper tonight, so I thought I'd have a look for inspiration.
Found a site with many, many recipes, so I thought I'd have a look.
"We need to ask some questions to to narrow down what kind of steak recipe you want. Is that OK?"
Yes.
"Do you want Beef in your steak recipe?"
Oh fer ... no, no - I normally eat Vegan Ribeye and Rump ...
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OriginalGriff wrote: thin cut steaks
The question may be valid if they are indeed cut very thin.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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that's fair.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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OriginalGriff wrote: "Do you want Beef in your steak recipe?"
Actual conversation I heard between a Subway[*] customer and the girl behind the counter:
[*] The restaurant chain, not the underground railway
"Would you like some cheese on your steak-and-cheese"?
[Pause]
"If I didn't want cheese on my steak-and-cheese, I would've asked for a steak"
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I think they should be done for false advertising, I don't think the stuff they call cheese has ever been near a cow.
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If that bothers you, you must've missed the stories from last year about Subway's chicken being "less than 50% chicken"...
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Actually neither bothers me in a nutritional sense, I have not eaten fast food for decades.
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Would like alcohol in your gin, Sir?
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Do Lemmings hang glide?
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To save you all a few hours of head scratching and point-scoring, here are the answers to today's "Hot Questions" on Stack Exchange:
How to find the radius of this smaller circle? With a small ruler.
Can I pay my credit card? Dunno mate, what does your bank account look like? The fact that your asking suggests that you can't.
Need to override Flatrate.php Not strictly a question but don't let me stop you.
Shortest amud or daf in Shas? "Daf" has 3 letters, "amud" has 4, I'll let you work the rest out for yourself.
Polynomial division: Is this trick obvious? To some of us, possibly.
Holding rent money for my friend which amounts to over $10k? I think your friend is about to be evicted but never mind, just ask the internet what to do about it and I'm sure the landlord will have forgotten all about it by the time you get an answer.
What would a Dragon have to exhale to cause rain? Water?
How long do Aarakocra live? They don't live - they're not real.
SQL table with same name as catalog view Just don't type "CREATE TABLE 'catalog view'" and you won't run into the issue.
Was the dragon prowess intentionally downplayed in S08E04? It was either deliberate or accidental. Either way, you need to be asking someone who is actually qualified to help you. Urgently.
A person lacking money who shows off a lot Technically known as skint and arrogant, I suspect.
Why is so much ransomware breakable? Because it's written by 12 year-old script-kiddies.
Using a Snow jacket for non snow conditions? OMG! Like they'll be wearing red and green together next! Call the fashion cops!
Is there a way to say the two best? Er yes, try this: "the two best ..."
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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I used to know an expert on dragon questions. He lectured me on how Skyrim's dragons anatomically impossibly can be dragons. A real nerd. Unfortunately he is dead, and also managed to accomplish that in a nerdy fashion.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Did he roll a dice so hard it bounced back and killed him (that would be a natural 1)?
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Death by Pokémon?
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No. He went to any length to avoid anything that resembled exercise, ate far too much (and the wrong stuff) and was extremely overweight and already had serious health problems. When most people at work got sick with a cold, it developed into a full case of pneumonia for him. After a week someone at work wanted to look after him, went to his home and did not open the door. The police was called, they opened the door and found him dead.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
modified 16-May-19 10:09am.
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Nasty - my condolences, and sincere apologies for my earlier flippant comment.
I should have engaged my brain before I started typing, and I can only apologise.
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Ow. I apologize for my comment then, I mistook the tone of your content. My sincere condolescences.
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Bored? 
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Not much traffic on the way to work today. Even the eggheads crawling to the research center managed only small groups or loose formations. The only obstacle: A taxi on the way to the airport, hogging the leftmost lane and going even slower than the eggheads. A good Englishman, obviously, only that we are not in England.
The speed limit was lifted after the eggheads had successfully crawled off the road, but the taxi kept rolling along, still on the leftmost lane. Not that there were many cars left on the other two lanes to overtake. One, to be precise. A 911 on the middle lane, desperatly trying to resist the urge to illegally pass that slowpoke on the right side.
So I let him in and he was instantly able to convince the taxi to go on with sleeping a little further to the right. And afterwards I had the pleasure to see a Porsche take off and chased behind him as good as I could. A few miles down the road he took the same exit as I and he did not get out of sight. Looks like my car also was happy to run a little.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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