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I will try, but it's not easy. I just heard the theory that being preached to actually means to be pasteurized.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Do you need a monkey to unlock the door of a monastery?
OTOH, nothing no key unlocks the door of a nunnery.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
modified 14-May-19 6:23am.
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So you did it with no key!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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or a donkey to open the door to a Mob hideout
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Drinks carried fellow - university case? (11)
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Draughtsman ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Nope!
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Didn't think it was, it kinda worked though ( apart from the university bit )
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I could see where you were going, but ... you need to check your satnav!
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Seen the answer now - nice clue - thorobred
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Port and tea carried man + u.
PORTMANTEAU = case
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Well done - you are up (again) tomorrow!
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108. Clever distribution of public vehicles (5)
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TRAMS - Anagram of SMART
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I meant it the other way round, but whatever
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OK SMART- Anagram of TRAMS
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If a cow doesn't produce milk is it a Milk Dud or an Udder failure?
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally!
JaxCoder.com
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That's just Bull
A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong
A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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Moove on please, nothing to see here
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Do you have a beef with that?
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It's a milk dud due to an udder failure.
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Maybe it's a udder dudder.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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@daveauld
"Offshore Installation Manager at North Oil Company Qatar" - I hope it's a promotion!
No idea what the job entails, other than managing the installation of offshores, but I'm sure you do!
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Thanks, yes it was a promotion, although the same job as I was already doing, the scale of the role increased as I switched sites. I didn't expect it to be classed as a promotion, so was surprised when a letter dropped in from HR bearing gifts! Looking forward to this months payslip, let's just put it that way!
As for the role, just think of it as the captain of a ship, but for a fixed oil platform.
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Does that mean you can order them to raise shields if Esso show up?
Quote: There's BP on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's BP on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Dave.
Oil Trekkin' across the Persian Gulf,
On the Oil Platform Enterprise under Captain Dave.
Oil Trekkin' across the Persian Gulf,
Not even going forward, still ain't got reverse.
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