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If you need a bit to store a flag, you just go to the AWS console, go to the BaaS, and configure a bit for use, along with the level of redundancy and up-time you need for extra cost.
I mean, it's going to get there eventually right?
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Actually, I'm going to put them all out of business with my new idea - SvaaS (Services as a Service.)
Explorans limites defectum
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Or possibly my idea: SSSaaSS (Serverless Serviced Services as a Server Service)
Also known as SSSotSS (She Sells Seashells on the Sea Shore)
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what no RIaaS/GaaS - Random Information as a Service / Garbage as a Service
... oh wait, ms is doing that with "Operating Systems"
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Faas - Failure as a Service. This is something I could bring a lot of experience to, so I think I could have a real go with that idea.
Of course the real winner is ultimately going to be SxaaS - Sex as a Service. Oh, wait, we already have that, though it's not in the cloud yet, it's more hotel based I guess.
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Dean Roddey wrote: it's not in the cloud yet
Mile High Club?
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OriginalGriff wrote: Mile High Club?
Not in cattle class (or business class, for that matter) 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Um ... have you tried to google "sex on a plane news"? 
I am not involved in any way with any of those stories, just so you know.
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OK, so some people are more limber (and less inhibited ) than I am...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Yeah ... I have enough problems finding knee-room for one.
And I always assumed they would use the loo, not just stay where they were. 
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So BaaS is Bollocks as a Service?
OK, got it.
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What did I say? A warning to you all[^]
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Hey!
Nobody even mentioned Baa-lambs as a Service!
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And they charge more for a 1 than a 0!
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Compare that to running your own server.
I'm a teapot.
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... considering starting a youtube channel for programmers (especially beginner programmers), and was looking around on YT seeing what other people are doing.
I was honestly quite surprised to find a lot of people referring to themselves as "software engineers". Maybe I'm just old, - okay, I AM old - but when did programmers get so full of themselves that they felt the need to rebrand their skill set in an apparent desire to sound more important than they actually are?
Back in the day (remember, I'm old), programmers considered it an insult to be called an "engieer".
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Quote: programmers considered it an insult to be called an "engieer".
Well, engineers too consider it an insult to be called "engieer". 
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From my university days (mid 1960s), "pure" science students would jibe:
Yesterday I couldn't spell 'engineer'. Today I are one. Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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never mind
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Rick York wrote: the role of engineers is to design solutions that are an optimum compromise of performance and cost
I strongly disagree. Engineers aim for reliability -- performance is not quite as important and cost matters very little.
Rick York wrote: software that controls machines
I've written software that controls machines too, but it definitely wasn't engineered.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Engineers aim for reliability.
Yes, you are right. We do
PIEBALDconsult wrote: performance is not quite as important
Depending on the project, target. (Performance is pretty important for me right now)
PIEBALDconsult wrote: and cost matters very little.
The problem is, we work for companies, and they do have costs in an altar and sacrify sheeps to get blessed with the money.
PIEBALDconsult wrote: I've written software that controls machines too, but it definitely wasn't engineered.
Considering the concept I have from you... It probably was engineered, but you didn't do it on purpose / consciously 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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Outlaw Software Engineer has a ring to it
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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#realJSOP wrote: but when did programmers get so full of themselves that they felt the need to rebrand their skill set in an apparent desire to sound more important than they actually are?
Apparently the same time an old man moved on to something called an hashtag these days.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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for me it's who cares, but that's what the job offer says, so I'll roll with it!
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