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cariBOO!
The Beer Prayer - Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, at home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever. Barmen.
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I see it's raining deer again.
/ravi
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That question has no antler, you should white tail it outta here.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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OriginalGriff wrote: Are elk rarely amoosed?
As fur as I can tell, they aren't hoof as amused. They're fawned of puns though.
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I bet they doe not think that is fawny?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Are you willing to stag your reputation on that bellow [^] normal quality pun?
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Beresheet attempts to land on the moon sometime between 3 and 4 PM EST, and SpaceX tries again to launch a Falcon Heavy and recover all 3 boosters, launch window opens at 6:35 PM EST.
UPDATE: SpaceX Delays Falcon Heavy Launch of Arabsat-6A Satellite | Space[^]
Much more interesting stuff than Brexit and WikiLeaks!
Latest Article - A 4-Stack rPI Cluster with WiFi-Ethernet Bridging
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Because Space 1999 was mentioned recently: Brits in space, sucessfully blowing up every bit of nuclear waste and taking off with the moon.  Brexit, stage left.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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BRITS IN SPAAAAAAACE!!!!
It would be just like in The Muppet Show (except we ain't taking no Frogs, of course, innit!)
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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The frog traditionally is the captain!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Oooh, but you'll catch Hell from the Kirk lovers for that!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not at all. You see, I'm a great Kirk fan myself. For a funny reason. Kirk's birthday is March 22, which he simply 'inherited' from William Shatner. Aries, even worse early Aries. Honest, often blunt or even seen as inconsiderate. A little egocentric, but always confident, which many people see as arrogance. Ahh, yes, also very freedom loving and always ready to go on a crusade against some evil.
I really can see why some people have problems with Shatner. Now, I don't believe in astrology, but those people might find me to be just as difficult. My birthday is March 22 as well and just a few days ago I was accused of being arrogant and overconfident[^]. Poor Mr. CEO. Like a certain Klingon, he found a ram among the sheep. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: My birthday is March 22
It is?
In that case, please stop talking to me!
And put your shirt back on!
And get your hands off that purple woman!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And I also have the superpower to talk any computer into commiting suicide.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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That does not compute.
Uh-oh!
Stand back!
My brain's going to explode, again!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hi,
Please provide me the code of auto selected (populated) country state city, in JavaScript client side code only for Asp.net controls.
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Allow me to point out the text at the top of this forum where there is a red link for you to ask a programming question. Creating a forum discussion item, as you have, is not the way to go.
In addition, a lot more detail would be helpful in your question.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Please give the solution of my query, i'm trying to fetch data in my asp.net dropdown control but not done yet, i want to make registration form but in that form need to have client side process like, auto populate data in my drop down for country, state, City..
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Allow me to point out the text at the top of this forum where there is a red link for you to ask a programming question. Creating a forum discussion item, as you have, is not the way to go.
Also, repeating the question in the wrong place is not going to work any better than asking the question in the wrong place the first time.
I have the solution to your query but I am not going to give it to you. Why should I when you ignored my advice to ask the question in the correct place?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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This[^] covers your problem in detail.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No, that's a user-hostile design -- don't do it.
Simply allow the user to type in their information.
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Are you from autopopulation control? Such codebots will be eliminated at the slightest display of initiative or intelligence.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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alert([[]+1/!1][1^1][1>>1]+({}+[])[1<<1^11>>1]+(
[]+!!-[])[1<<1]+[/~/+{}][+!1][-~1<<1]+[([]+/-/[(
!!1+[])[1>>1]+(!!1+[])[1<<1^1]+(!1+[])[1|1<<1]+(
!!1+[])[1^1]])[1+(1^(11+1+1)<<1)],([]+/-/[(!!1+[
])[1>>1]+(!!1+[])[1<<1^1]+(!1+[])[1|1<<1]+(!!1+[
])[1^1]])[1^11<<1],([]+/-/[(!!1+[])[1>>1]+(!!1+[
])[1<<1^1]+(!1+[])[1|1<<1]+(!!1+[])[1^1]])[1^(11
+1+1)<<1]][((([]+/-/[(!!1+[])[1>>1]+(!!1+[])[1<<
1^1]+(!1+[])[1|1<<1]+(!!1+[])[1^1]])[(1<<1<<1<<1
)+1<<1]==({}+[])[1^1])*1)+((([]+/-/[(!!1+[])[1>>
1]+(!!1+[])[1<<1^1]+(!1+[])[1|1<<1]+(!!1+[])[1^1
]])[(1^11<<1)-1]==({}+[])[1^1])<<1)]+([,][~1]+[]
)[1-~1]+[[]+{}][!1.1%1][11111.1%11.1*111e11|!1]+
(/1/+1/[1<1][1%1])[1^11]+[[],[]+{}][1][+1]+(/<</
[1]+[])[1/1.1&1])
You're welcome. Now please send me your credit card information.
[Edit] JSFiddle[^] [/Edit]
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
modified 11-Apr-19 9:46am.
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Is this Brainfuck.NET?
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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No, it's pure JavaScript. I added a link to JSFiddle so you can see what it does.
But please don't ask me to explain how. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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