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I remember one FORTRAN programmer that didn't trust 'em. He used to write code like this:
if (a == b)
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else if (a != b)
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else
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeah! So I was a bit paranoid. So what!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Yeah, well.. It's up to you what you're going to use a screwdriver for. If you decide to clean your windows with it it is your own fault.
If they'd know that their suggestion is right it would become a compiler error anyways.
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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As millennials populate overseer positions with even younger ones under them, critical and "non critical" system failures will increasingly become more and more, the norm. like elevators and medical care.
We're done for.
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Well, you know that true could true for very large values of false, so you might as well plan ahead.
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Googled and got this : true and false are lowercase reserved keywords.
So yeah, 'true' is not a constant. The suggestions aren't wrong.
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A liquid mixture you desired? (8)
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Absinthe ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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... makes the heart grow fonder.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Beat me to it! 
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... makes the fart go Hondaaaaaa!
Nope.
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modified 11-Apr-19 4:39am.
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That's clever - cleverer than mine?
Nope.
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ESPRESSO?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Desirable, yes.
Correct? No.
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SOLUTION ??
Always desired for a solution to CCC for past one week but it eluded me. how about today?
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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And that means ... it's your lucky day! 
You are up tomorrow!
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Yay, honestly I needed a win. Last weeks CCC were just too crazy to even start trying to solve it.
cheers,
Super
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xkcd: M87 Black Hole Size Comparison[^]
Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space.
And the ALT text really puts it into perspective: Voyager 1 would have just left the event horizon ... 
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Wait a second! We are IN the black hole? Ahhhhh!!!!
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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of course! didn't you know?
AI experts all around the world warns the universe we experience could be a computer simulation! 
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Super Lloyd wrote: AI experts all around the world warns the universe we experience could be a computer simulation!
Ha! I know that's a lie because the world is flat and you can't go "all around" something that is flat.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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that explains the massive sucking sensation.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Beat me to it.
Software Zen: delete this;
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"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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