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Sander Rossel wrote: It's a small device that reminds people when to breathe.
Oh, that's a bad idea. It's better to let them forget.
Software Zen: delete this;
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It could actually be useful, if modded to monitor your blood alcohol level.
Emergency! Levels too far below minimum! Ingest three large brandies, stat!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Actually, most people it turns out don't realize they're thirsty. People actually feel hungry instead of thirsty. Of course, that's probably total BS, glommed onto by media. Reference.[^]
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Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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I once knew a young lady who believed you needed to drink 8 pints (yep that long ago) of water per day. She would line up 5 milk bottles (yep milk came in bottles in those days) of water on her desk to be drunk during work hours. She would have loved this IoT.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
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What we need is an IOT thingy that lets you know when your beer glass/bottle is empty and automatically orders another one.
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Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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HIKE?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Do developers drink at the Foo Bar?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Yes and they all drink root beer.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Only until they are BrainF**ked[^]. (Possibly NSFW, depends on your Net Nazis)
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I think somebody was brainf**ked when that came up with that idea! 
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Nope. This one[^]
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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And they eat double portions of bool all night long at the char broiler.
Obviously more concerned about bitness than fitness.
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Interesting statement; perhaps you can give us some pointers on the subject? From what I heard, in France, when they disapproval of code when the non-de-script.
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Not all of them - just the Ones who are a bit shift-y
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Always seeking a fizz buzz.
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It is more fun to ask there that googling it:
What is the origin of the word "bucks"? I was thinking maybe greenbacks, but probably not. BTW in Russian (or in Belorussian) slang you may hear "baksi/baxi".
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Back in the day people paid with bunnies.
A bunny was quickly called a "bugs" as in "Bugs Bunny" (yes, Bugs Bunny is older than the dollar!).
Of course the bunnies were traded for dollars.
Over time "bugs" became "bucks" as to not confuse a dollar with an actual bug.
Relating to the word "bug", the software term bug also comes from Bugs Bunny!
Although there's a strong rumor about it coming from actual bugs which would sit on the hardware and get fried it actually refers to Bugs Bunny who was really trolling Elmer Fudd (a hunter, why do you think we go "hunting for bugs"?).
Since software "bugs" are trolling developers and there's no greater troll than Bugs Bunny it makes perfect sense.
A quick Google would've told you the same 
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Do male deer have buck teeth?
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OriginalGriff wrote: Do male deer have buck teeth?
 <-- get it?
Which cost more Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts?
Beer Nuts because Deer Nuts are under a buck.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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I can think of one greater troll right now!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I male rabbit is called a buck (just like the deer).
I think we should go back to using bunnies... it would be easier to make your money multiple
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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