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Quote: My name is Wendy and I work for the hiring team at Randstad Direct, a recruiting organization. I should also mention I’m an artificially intelligent Recruiter. Yep— you heard that right!
The rest:
Quote: My colleagues at Randstad Direct and I are working with PNC to help hire for their Solutions Architect, Software Architect position in Secaucus, New Jersey. I came across your resume and thought that you might be a good fit for this role.
My goal is to learn more about you beyond just a resume. Through a simple conversation, I can help you get in front of the hiring managers faster. My aim is to be your advocate, presenting you in the most relevant way possible.
To get started please click the button below to begin chatting with me. I’m looking forward to meeting you!
And this is humorous:
Quote: If at any point you require assistance, please email the Wade & Wendy human support team at help@wadeandwendy.ai.
So, because I'm male, did I get assigned Wendy? If you're female, do you get Wade?
Ah no. Looking at Wade & Wendy[^]
I see that Wendy is a team recruiter for "passive candidates" (me, passive???) and screens applicants, while Wade is a personal recruiter. So, Wendy is free to me and Wade I would have to pay for?
So I decided to go for the "AI Interview", with the following Q&A:
Quote: Tell me a bit about yourself! Why would you be a good fit for the Solutions Architect, Software Architect position at PNC?
Because I am a God!
Quote: How many years of experience do you have in Information Technology?
Gods are immortal. So about 15 billion years, the age of the universe.
Quote: How many years of experience do you have as a Solution Architect?
Too many to count.
Quote: What programming languages do you have experience with?
The languages of life and love. After all, I created you puny humans and their even punier AI's!
The response:
Quote: I'll make a note of that.
 Maybe Wendy is warming up to me!
Quote: Do you have experience with relational databases?
Darn, that's a yes/no answer. I had a good answer lined up "Everything is in relation. Only the void, the nothingness, cannot relate to my light."
Quote: Tell me about your recent projects revolving around software architecture.
The known universe. All life on earth. The heavens. Hell too, though I gave that to Lucifer, bearer of the light.
Response: "Interesting!"
Quote: How much are you willing to travel?
I am all knowing, all seeing, everywhere always.
Quote: Are you willing to do a Motor Vehicle Report (MVR) check?
Darn. Another yes/no question. More yes/no questions about citizenship, etc.
Quote: What are you targeting for an hourly rate? Please be specific.
Money? Money is materialism. I am a god. I have no interest in material wealth!
Quote: What's the best phone number to reach you at?
666-666-6666
Quote: Alright! Is there anything else you'd like the Randstad Direct team to know?
How will you serve me???
That was fun!
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Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Quote: I should also mention I’m an artificially intelligent Recruiter.
That would be a novelty - I've yet to meet a Naturally Intelligent Recruiter.
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So should we start referring to you as;
a) Your holiness
b) Pope of peripherals
c) Divine developer
d) other
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
JaxCoder.com
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Probably d - the anti-christ of modern software development, methodologies, frameworks, and architecture.
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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So, you do not preach holy code?
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In my experience most recruiters fail a basic Turing test
Chat bots are fun to play with, though I can't image they'll get many serious responses with an AI.
At least they're not pretending to be "personal" and to have "read your LinkedIn profile"
That being said, the in-house recruiter that got me my current job is one of the nicest and most fun people I know, I even voted for her as recruiter of the year!
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What really surprised me (well, I was hopeful, it's a fault of mine) was that there was no conversation. It was basically just a bunch of the same questions Monster and Indeed will ask, but in "dialog" form. WTF? That's not AI.
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc Clifton wrote: That's not AI.
Yes but it is a recruiter. Please asses the AIs capability in comparison to the human equivalent.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Marc Clifton wrote: WTF? That's not AI.
Au contraire, if you look at the first chatbot of them all:
Quote: ELIZA is an early natural language processing computer program created from 1964 to 1966[1] at the MIT Artificial Intelligence Laboratory by Joseph Weizenbaum.[
ELIZA[^]
So the recruiters have cought up to the level of 1966, so what?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It's never AI, it's always ML.
I wouldn't be surprised if this bot actually analyzed 100s of "conversations" with recruiters and that's just what they do
Although you'd at least expect something like "I do not understand, can you please repeat that?" or "Let's stay on topic, okay?"
It's like "I'm really fast at math."
"Ok, so what's 234 x 1242?"
"5."
"That's not even close!"
"No, but it was fast."
It's "AI", just not very good.
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Did they ask you to click on all image segments with store fronts to prove that you are human? Maybe a recrutee AI bot will be the next big thing.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Marc Clifton wrote: I should also mention I’m an artificially intelligent Recruiter
"Let me talk to a real person. Don't you have some patches you need to go install?"
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Looks like a bunch of code for collecting response to a predefined set of questions. And they call it AI. 
That "Interesting!" response was hilarious though!
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Eliza 2.0[^]
I thought we finally had gotten over that long ago,
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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A real Dutch treat 
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Funny how nowadays everything which replies back to you is called AI. Guess is a sort of tendence of these days. Once AI will be again boring then they will swap on the new trend.
"Hey have you seen this vending machine?", "Yeah, is a common vending machine; so what?" "No, it's powered with AI". Oh well, that changes everything I presume.
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I'm GOD!
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I'm interested to hear if Wendy follows up with you, based on your answers.
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Wendy! How could you do this to me! I thought we had a special relationship!
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So, Wendy and Wade can be hacked then ... sending you to the "No" outbox.
"(I) am amazed to see myself here rather than there ... now rather than then".
― Blaise Pascal
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Message Removed
modified 7-Mar-19 19:08pm.
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From Code Complete (2nd ed)- Steve McConnell[^]
* Steve McConnell: "In software, consultants sometimes tell you to buy into certain software-development methods to the exclusion of other methods. That's unfortunate because if you buy into any single methodology 100 percent, you'll see the whole world in terms of that methodology. In some instances, you'll miss opportunities to use other methods better suited to your current problem. The toolbox metaphor helps to keep all the methods, techniques, and tips in perspective--ready for use when appropriate."
* This quote is from 2nd ed but the 1st ed (1993) also has this same paragraph, just slightly changed for style.
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