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How heartless! It's nice and warm in there! And then someone comes and drags you out into the cold again.
My poor mother had to live in fear for years that a Texas rattlesnake might pay us such a visit. Never happened, but her most fearful encounter was with a tarantula that was still cold and stiff from the night. She poked it with a short stick to chase it away. Until I told her how far a tarantula can jump.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I have expertise on such creatures, so I know exactly what it is.
It's "lunch", if you hit it right.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I have expertise on such creatures, so I know exactly what it is.
OMFG! Did you not say you live in Holland? There are no notable snakes there! You probably have snacked on someone crawling home after smoking the wrong weed!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: You probably have snacked on someone crawling home after smoking the wrong weed!
So that's what the odd-looking meat in the butcher's was... 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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CodeWraith wrote: OMFG! Did you not say you live in Holland?
Nope.
I did live in Holland for a while, but now I live in a different province of The Netherlands.
(But I'm now on contract in Holland.)
CodeWraith wrote: You probably have snacked on someone crawling home after smoking the wrong appropriate weed!*
* (Actually, I don't touch the stuff; not all of us come to NL for the drugs and prostitutes -- just every other Englishman, American, and Canadian that I bump into in Amsterdam)
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usually even driving over pythons that large wont do much damage,
so when it comes to "hitting it right" I would suggest minimally a shotgun or 44 pretty much point blank to the head, anything less and YOU would be lunch.
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Lopatir wrote: even driving over pythons that large wont do much damage
Are you suggesting odd driving would do more damage ? 
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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I start studying for the CSSLP certification exam. I plan on taking it no later than the end of March (maybe earlier).
I'm only doing it because my job requires it (my personal opinion of certifications is that any half-aware monkey can pass the tests, and the only reason we have to get them is because someone in the government is getting kickbacks). Test is 4.5 hours, and costs $650 (artificially high price).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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No comment..... not disagreeing but still. Microsoft has so completely f'd up things why anyone would want, correction, need a cert in MS anything boggles my mind.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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charlieg wrote: No comment..... not disagreeing but still. Microsoft has so completely f'd up things why anyone would want, correction, need a cert in MS anything boggles my mind.
I think John might just come back with, US Gubberment.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Requiring a certification indicates to me a position I would not want.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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My last position required a MCSA cert. I got the cert but was still not given admin permissions on our db server. Why was the cert needed? Because the federal government still doesn't know how to write IT contracts.
The CSSLP is "Certified Secure Software Lifecycle Professional". It's a *management* cert that all federal contractors and civilian software developers must get. This is the DoD 8570.1 chart. I have to have Security+ (I already have this) and CSSLP.
https://4d0q7u11k31p1qnkosal8q2e-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/8570-cert.png[^]
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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charlieg wrote: need a cert in MS anything boggles my mind.
Certifications helped me get my first job. It was a way to show employers that I could code even though I had no experience yet.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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The only reasonable thought I came up with for "me" to get anything certified from MS would be something along John's answer - contractual. Or perhaps I might learn some secret back door feature that would help me solve a customer problem. Doing battle with MS for the last 10 years, it is evidently clear why my customer is rapidly accelerating away from MS and heading to Android. I'm sure there is crap over there as well, but maybe, just maybe a little less of it.
Microsoft reminds me of Digital Equipment in it's denial phase.
Sorry, I'm ranting...
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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So a half-aware monkey can pass the test, you're taking it by end of March, yet you're committing weekend time (weeks in advance) to study.
Not trusting your inner monkey to just wing it? 
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Good luck! Hope you get it over and done with soon so you can get back to more fun/meaningful things 
Let us know how it goes.
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...ever crossed the 'tecnogas' brand of ovens? It allegedly, a nearly 60 years old Italian brand, but it is the first time I see it ever (yes I'm looking for a new oven)...
Have you?
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Fiat is also Italian, and well over a hundred years old. Still doesn't mean I'd want to own one, based on their running joke of a reputation (seriously, "Fix It Again, Tony"?)
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... I just know you will all RH;PAC[^] but I don't care! Not today! 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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isn't this why they invented powerpoint?
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RB-GB
Got my site back up after my time in the woods!
JaxCoder.com
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Where's rg;bg (colourful language)?
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I would like to get some ideas from the people here on the topic of organizing data. In my immediate case, I have too many disparate files in too many disparate locations to be truly and effectively useful to me.
There are a zillion files, sprinkled among....
- My Desktop Computer's hard drive
- My Phone
- A Bunch Of Thumb Drives
- My Notebook computer
- Two Separate External Hard Drives
The disorganization presents complexities that astound me.
i.e., How did I ever let this mess develop to this point ?
Something tells me that I am not the only one dealing with this sort of problem.
I'm looking for thoughts from folks here on the root cause of Data Disorganization, like thoughts and habits that we fall into way back at the start of it all, along with some ideas about minor habits that go along with reversing the process so it doesn't start again.
Your thoughts ?
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