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Dammit - the reply that instantly popped into my head was:
"Tell me why?"
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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The only productivity app that kept me motivated is Slack 
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I prefer money.
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Nand32 wrote: I just hate that name.
You may want to get a new job then. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm with you on that one, Arthur.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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how about friday
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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But they are still sweet!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Walmart is just rolling back the prices.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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last week they had Etherium,
but don't worry if you didn't see any,
it all evaporated on the way from the warehouse.
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 Those are the worst. So much effort involved to open them, your hands have melted chocolate by the time you do, and the reward is so little. It's like eating squirrels.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
modified 19-Feb-19 13:57pm.
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ZurdoDev wrote: It's like eating squirrels.
I bow to your superior knowledge.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Disrobed in the hospital scanner; what a show! (7)
Hopefully easier than yesterday's...
modified 19-Feb-19 4:27am.
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Cabaret ? bare in cat
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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pkfox wrote: Cabaret ? bare in cat
No. It's obviously SCROTUM.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Ah yes rot in scum - how did I miss that ? you are up tomorrow 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Don't say that even in jest - are you trying to get him banned again? 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Didn't know he had been 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Oh yes - he holds the current CP record for "most times banned from the site in a single day" I believe, eclipsing even some of the baba Elephant-wits.
A number of humourless people objected to some ... um ... slightly inebriated and risqué comments he made one weekend.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Maybe they should get a life ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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pkfox wrote: Didn't know he had been
You need to find out the back story to our use of elephant for a euphimism. Something to do with Maria Sharapova and Tantor I believe.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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You should definitely set tomorrows clue
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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