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This is exactly why I keep my money underneath my mattress.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I think they call that "Mr. Krabbing" for Mr. Krab on Sponge Bob always kept his money in his mattress. 
"When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others; same thing when you are stupid."
Ignorant - An individual without knowledge, but is willing to learn.
Stupid - An individual without knowledge and is incapable of learning.
Idiot - An individual without knowledge and allows social media to do the thinking for them.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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If it weren't an institution as honest, honourable, and trustworthy as a bank, I'd assume that some shady business was going on, that the fire was designed to hide it.
But that couldn't possibly be the case, could it?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Personally, I don't believe there was any fire. The latest report is that smoke was detected in the server room, so... they shut down the whole bloody network!?!
"When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others; same thing when you are stupid."
Ignorant - An individual without knowledge, but is willing to learn.
Stupid - An individual without knowledge and is incapable of learning.
Idiot - An individual without knowledge and allows social media to do the thinking for them.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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No backups means my credit card is paid off, and they can't prove otherwise.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: No backups means my credit card is paid off, and they can't prove otherwise.
What credit card?
You never had a credit card.
I repeat: You Never Had A Credit Card!
Get your story straight, for god's sake!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I have a hard time believing anybody is still doing business with that bank, after their history. If I had any accounts there, regardless of whether they had done to me any of the things documented so far, it/they would have been closed long ago.
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Maybe the guy with the passwords died?
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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If they released a 3D version of the Etch A Sketch, would it be called the Escher Sketch?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Nope, it's called modeling clay. 
"When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others; same thing when you are stupid."
Ignorant - An individual without knowledge, but is willing to learn.
Stupid - An individual without knowledge and is incapable of learning.
Idiot - An individual without knowledge and allows social media to do the thinking for them.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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No great shakes, so what's the big dial?
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I think you may have that backwards. Or is it upside down? I’m not sure it makes a difference since it’s all a matter of perspective.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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My boss would call it a pretty nifty new laptop. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Since Agent__007 doesn't appear to be talking to us today, I'll reboot it tomorrow - unless someone else wants it?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Nah you are good as you are an official Reboot specialist for CCC
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Another case of GSO, my dear Watson.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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To the tune of Dry Bones Song - The foot bone connected to the ankle bone - songs for kids Alina Celeste - YouTube[^]
There's a schema for your table.
The schema is connected to your Entity Framework class.
The Entity Framework class is connected to your JS model.
The JS model is connected to your store.
The view is connected to your store.
The grid is connected to your view.
The columns are connected to your grid....
...via the store which is connected to your JS model's definition of the EF class properties that is mapped to your database table's schema.
So, all told, you have to define:
The table schema
The EF class
The JS model
The store
The view
The grid
The grid columns
and the store-model-fields that each column maps to.
Ah, the redundancy of modern web-development!
Latest Article - Slack-Chatting with you rPi
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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That's five tiers better than a 3-tier architecture, isn't it? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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More tiers more tears!
Got my site back up after my time in the woods!
JaxCoder.com
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Tears for Tiers (band reference) 
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Those aren't tiers; they're layers.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Those aren't tiers; they're layers.
So true! +5 Software Engineering life-points awarded!! 
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: That's five tiers better than a 3-tier architecture, isn't it?
More cholesterol doesn't improve the matter. 
Latest Article - Slack-Chatting with you rPi
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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