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super wrote: will become boring soon.
Um. Don;t get your hopes up.
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You ain't lying
I am glad that my landlord is hard of hearing.
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OriginalGriff wrote: You have a noticeboard.
When I read that first line, my initial thought was that you were suggesting that, like with their parties, they should use the noticeboard to alert other that "it" will be happening tonight! 
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Get your noise cancelling headsets on, we are gonna have a go tonight?
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Make a recording of it and play it outside their door. 
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Set the recording as your ring-tone, and get someone to call you whilst you're talking to them.
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If I was in your shoes, I would be honest about my daughter having heard them during the night and tell them that I'd be grateful if they could turn it down a bit.
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I'd do the same
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If you knew a 11 year old girl could hear you every time you have sex, would you ever even do it again? It would sure put me off.
So what happens if they never do it again? Maybe it could cause the relationship to fall apart. Can you live with ruining a couple's happiness?
Perhaps the first conversation doesn't need to be so detailed, just a simple "you are a bit too noisy" and see what happens.
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Or maybe they would consider moving elsewhere. It's not like they're stuck with that apartment.
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Yeah, I suppose that is a possibility. Assuming they are in a good enough financial situation
I expect people won't just move to be polite though, would probably take some falling out to get to that stage, and "younger" people can be pretty arrogant. Saying something could easily make things worse, be careful what you wish for as they say.
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GKP1992 wrote: I would be honest about my daughter
Well Mrs Super will be doing the heavy work on it.
Already School is giving Sex ed in next few months
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super wrote:
Well Mrs Super will be doing the heavy work on it.
Already School is giving Sex ed in next few months
I think if you read GKP1992's post again he wasn't saying to tell your 11 year old they are having sex. He is saying tell the upstarirs neighbours that your 11 year old daughter can hear them having sex. Might get them to shut up. Sex is fun and doesn't have to be noisy, if she's that loud maybe she can play Lassie in the next Porky's sequel.
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Moreover, I believe that the Germans are pragmatic people. I think they'll understand.
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Just put up lots of flyers about how too much sex can kill you, etc.
Basically, try to make them want to do it less.
"Iv'e been really enjoying the sounds coming from your apartment lately" 
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musefan wrote: Basically, try to make them want to do it less.
Easy to do that - encourage them to get married.
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Record it and sell it to a horror-movie studio.
Or another studio.
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Let it slide. They are already lucky enough to have satisfying sex, no reason to ruin that for them.
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super wrote: said dog is howling upstairs
So the neighbour isnt that pretty then.
Bit harsh of your daughter to call her a dog though. 
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I thought similar, but wasn't going to go there.
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Makes me think of that Paul Simon "Duncan" song ...
Couple in the next room
Bound to win a prize
They’ve been going at it all night long
Well, I’m trying to get some sleep
But these motel walls are cheap
Lincoln Duncan is my name
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next time it happens send your daughter upstairs to ask if they "need any help with their dog."
- the only ones that get embarrassed will be the ones that caused it (i.e. not you).
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Are you sure?
They could answer "yes" 
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super wrote: Recently my 11 year daughter heard it and said dog is howling upstairs.
At least an 11 year old is old enough to be informed about what is going on. Too many kids have heard that kind of noise from their parents' bedroom, and it has scared them, beliving that daddy is mistreating mommy, while (hopefully) he is doing exactly the opposite.
Actually, I am less scared by a female who expresses pleasure than of a female that just lies still, letting the man do his things, and "try to think of their country and of the queen", as women were advised a hundred years ago as a way to suppress their bodily reactions when they felt something coming. Female pleasure was not accepted; it was all a man's thing (at least in some social environments). I am glad that is over. I'll gladly take a noisy female over a cold one who is "just doing her duty as a woman".
I think eleven year olds are old enough to learn about that. But then... I am not living in the USA ...
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Do it even louder.
Or
Hang a calendar on their door with a cross on each day they did it in the last month, with a big "Congrats on the sex" sign.
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