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Do it even louder.
Or
Hang a calendar on their door with a cross on each day they did it in the last month, with a big "Congrats on the sex" sign.
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You are assuming that they are having sex, they may be just watching pron without turning the volume way down.
There was a court case in Oz or possibly the UK (can't remember and not interested enough to search) last year where a neighbor was prosecuted for disturbing the peace with her screaming.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Reminds me of the time when I was a graduate student.
Three of us rented the lower level of a house and the upper level was rented by someone else. Whenever he brought his girlfriend over for an evening of, ahh, entertainment, the heating register acted as a resonator and amplified the sound!
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Buy them a ball gag. It'll muffle the sound a bit without requiring her to tone it down.
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Oh, yes... Not only the cat.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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What cat do you talking about!!! I'm shocked you didn't recognized me there...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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I hadn't had my coffee yet 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Know the feeling...
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I have a fridge magnet that reads "DANGER! I haven't had my coffee yet..."
So, what's wrong with it?
It's a delicate pastel green.
It should be dayglo orange, at the very least.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Make America grate again!
Ok I'm bored and I do know the way to the door!
Got my site back up after my time in the woods!
JaxCoder.com
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Don't forget your coat!
<sig notetoself="think of a better signature">
<first>Jim</first> <last>Meadors</last>
</sig>
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Back to the ol' grind in the morning...
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 I had to share that with my wife who's sitting next me working on a watercolor drawing. That was, well, grate!
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Eaters Unite! 
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Old news. As the article says, this method of creating a space warp has been known for about 25 years. The problem is that naive calculations of the amount of energy required to warp space in the desired manner give a value larger than the Sun's total output. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Antimatter.
Zoom zoom. 
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Oh crap.
You're not saying Mazda has anything to do with it are you? They couldn't even keep the 26b and 20b motors coming.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Sun's total output
Öutput? if it were only that. The energy equivalent of a complete star mass. If we are very lucky 'only' that of the mass of a large planet, wich should still be much more than the sun's output.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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So the tl;dr is:
0. nothing in relativity suggests that spacetime cannot contract or stretch faster than light
1. nothing in physics says energy density can’t be negative
So all you have to do is both of those things, and Hey, Presto! FTL travel!
I feel I should point out the slightly bleeding obvious flaw in the reasoning -- the fact that no-one says that something can't happen doesn't mean that it can!
Often, if no-one says something can happen, it's because it can't. In this instance, for example, we use abstract determiners that were invented by people to quantify things (it's quite common to call them "numbers").
When working with numbers, it's really easy to make stupid suppositions, because the real world doesn't force numbers to behave like the non-abstract things that the numbers represent.
E.g. for point 1, solve this:
If you have five pounds of potatoes, and someone steals eight pounds of potatoes from you, how many pounds of potatoes are you left with?
Easy, no?
You've got -3 pounds of potatoes.
Now perform the experiment with real potatoes, rather than abstract quantifiers (those "number" things, again), and send me a photo of what -3 pounds of potatoes looks like.
The only difference between doing this with potatoes and doing it with "energy density" is that if you do it with "energy density", and act all clever and intellectual, some people won't realise that you're a bleeding idiot.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just because you can't photograph it, does't mean that -3 pounds of potatoes isn't "real" - that's the idea that banking is based on; heck my bank account relied on it for years after I got out of Uni and trust me, I was assured often enough that that was for real! 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So if I invite you round for dinner, and I tell you that you'll be having -1 steak, it means that you'll have to bring a steak and give it to me, and then you don't eat?
OK, I can get behind that.
I hereby invite every member of CP to my place, to have -2 beers!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Regrettably, I'm busy that day so I will have to decline your invitation. If you are in the area feel free to drop in for -2 bottles of wine. 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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0 - spacetime is already expanding faster than the speed of light, we know that!
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