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Why do the people with the loudest voices insist on talking over their cubicle walls? 0700 and reaching for the noise cancelling head phones.....
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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In my place it's the Service Desk...constant phone calls...same room... no one thought of that...
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Painful. I've lived that life before....
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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I long for the days of cubicle walls. We have the new "open" concept. The visual and audio distractions are many.
Supposedly the open concept results in a more productive team atmosphere. I don't buy it. From what I observe, it seems to result in a more idle chit-chat. Instead of a conversation being isolated to a break room it is now out in the open where more people join in.
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A-friggin'-Men!
We just got an email stating that "they" will be checking badging in and out. If we don't show in the office for at least 3 days a week, that after a certain period of time we will become "remote employees" and no longer have our little rolling table. I refuse to call it a desk.
And some Goomba takes it upon theirself to turn the lights on in our area and they don't even work in it.
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I used to hate the guy who dons his headset then stands up to have his conversation, just so everyone, all 300 of us, knew hew was talking on the phone.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Used to hate?
I despise the headsets. If you're going to be on a call, you better have an elephanting light blinking, or I reserve the right to slap your head. You want to stand up and have a public conversation? I'm going to mess with you.
I want to know the retards who came up with this open office bull crap. Software is hard, don't f*** with me when I'm trying to write code. The other day, the facilities guy came by dragging a drone who I fear was in charge of moving the software group to their new location. We're not in the best of locations, but we have a lot of desk space for our projects (embedded). No, we cannot live in an 8x8 cubicle....
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Hands up everyone who has ever wished for a noise-cancelling shotgun.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Group of hedgehogs, group of hedgehogs (6, 5)
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Jagged array?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Nope!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Phew! dodged a bullet there. If it were right it would have been a problem.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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OriginalGriff wrote: Group of hedgehogs, group of hedgehogs (6, 5)
Pointy Sunshines?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Oi! I like Hedge Pigs - they eat slugs which would eat Herself's tomatoes.
Nope!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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The strangest clue ever 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I think Griff is sneakier than this 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Yeah I expect you are right, but it's all I have for now
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No I'm not! 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Array is the "Group name" for a number of Hedgehogs: Animal Groups[^]
And two of them would be a "Double array", which I'm pretty sure we have all created
You are up tomorrow!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Woo hoo!
I've had one ready for about a month now... it's pretty easy though, but it needs using so it's dropping tomorrow.
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Mirror Array?
(last attempt... for now)
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I've seen the answer, but I still prefer my first thought - prickly pears (quickly discounted, I hasten to add)
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