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A-friggin'-Men!
We just got an email stating that "they" will be checking badging in and out. If we don't show in the office for at least 3 days a week, that after a certain period of time we will become "remote employees" and no longer have our little rolling table. I refuse to call it a desk.
And some Goomba takes it upon theirself to turn the lights on in our area and they don't even work in it.
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I used to hate the guy who dons his headset then stands up to have his conversation, just so everyone, all 300 of us, knew hew was talking on the phone.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Used to hate?
I despise the headsets. If you're going to be on a call, you better have an elephanting light blinking, or I reserve the right to slap your head. You want to stand up and have a public conversation? I'm going to mess with you.
I want to know the retards who came up with this open office bull crap. Software is hard, don't f*** with me when I'm trying to write code. The other day, the facilities guy came by dragging a drone who I fear was in charge of moving the software group to their new location. We're not in the best of locations, but we have a lot of desk space for our projects (embedded). No, we cannot live in an 8x8 cubicle....
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Hands up everyone who has ever wished for a noise-cancelling shotgun.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Group of hedgehogs, group of hedgehogs (6, 5)
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Jagged array?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Nope!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Phew! dodged a bullet there. If it were right it would have been a problem.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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OriginalGriff wrote: Group of hedgehogs, group of hedgehogs (6, 5)
Pointy Sunshines?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Oi! I like Hedge Pigs - they eat slugs which would eat Herself's tomatoes.
Nope!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The strangest clue ever 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I think Griff is sneakier than this 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Yeah I expect you are right, but it's all I have for now
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No I'm not! 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Array is the "Group name" for a number of Hedgehogs: Animal Groups[^]
And two of them would be a "Double array", which I'm pretty sure we have all created
You are up tomorrow!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Woo hoo!
I've had one ready for about a month now... it's pretty easy though, but it needs using so it's dropping tomorrow.
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Mirror Array?
(last attempt... for now)
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I've seen the answer, but I still prefer my first thought - prickly pears (quickly discounted, I hasten to add)
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I like that! Would have been a good one ... 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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In fact I may steal it with a little work ... 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That was my first thought as well.
This space for rent
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... remember to keep the licensing registrations up to date!
Quote: Being the Sinaloa cartel’s tech guru was not an easy job. Prosecutors played the jury excerpts of a taped phone call where Cristián complains about being scolded for the encrypted network being down.
Quote: The irony was that authorities were only able to obtain the call because the men were forced to use conventional cellphones while their secure network was down. Cifuentes called Cristián "an irresponsible person," and said the engineer screwed up by forgetting to renew the license on the software they had purchased.
Quote: While the cartel was experiencing technical difficulties, law enforcement was watching — and listening.
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