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Did I write this, or did I steal it from one of you, 6 years ago?
Some guys are born with a fundamental, genetically transmitted mental condition known to psychologists as:
The Fear That If You Get Attached to a woman, Some Unattached Guy, Somewhere, Will Be Having More Fun Than You.
This is why some married guys assume that the unmarried guys lead lives of excitement involving hot tubs full of naked international fashion models; whereas in fact for most unmarried guys, the climax of the typical evening is watching an infomercial for Hair-in-a-Spraycan while eating onion dip straight from the container.
So those guys are extremely reluctant to make commitments, or even to take steps that might lead to commitment. This is why, when one of those guys goes out on a date with a woman and finds himself really liking her, he often will demonstrate his affection by avoiding her for the rest of his life.
Women are puzzled by this, "I don't understand," they say, "We had such a great time! Why doesn't he call?"
The reason is that the guy, using the linear guy thought process, has realized that if he takes her out again, he'll probably like her even more, so he'll take her out again, and eventually they'll fall in love with other, and they'll get married, and they'll have children, and then they'll have grandchildren, and eventually they'll retire and take a trip around the world, and they'll be walking hand-in-hand on some spectacular island in the South Pacific, reminiscing about the lifetime of experiences they've shared together, and then several naked international fashion models will walk up and invite him to join them in a hot tub, and he won't be able to do it.
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The wise single man has long abandoned dreams of nubile infested hot-tubs. He has simply discovered that when he says something and there isn't a woman there to hear him, he's not automatically wrong.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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As I inform (warn) all grooms at their wedding, including my son, "We're all Al Bundy"[^]
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GenJerDan wrote: and then several naked international fashion models will walk up and invite him to join them in a hot tub, and he won't be able to do it.
If your wife really loves you she'll let you.
And if you married the right one, she'll join you 
Anyway, I'm single and several naked international fashion models are waiting for me as we speak, so I really have to leave now 
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Sander Rossel wrote: I'm single and several naked international fashion models are waiting for me as we speak, so I really have to leave now
Lies like this attract immigrants to Netherlands. 
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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If you married the right one, you wouldn't care about the models.
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You're right Jörgen, not all men are like that.
You're a good husband and a valued CP member 
I know she's reading over your shoulder. Us men ALWAYS care about the models, but we won't let the wives know! 
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No thanks[^], I'll pass on the hot tub
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Is that you in the middle?
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Sander has it right. I'm inept at meeting women, but my wife is great at it and helps me get more women than I ever had when single.
modified 8-Jan-19 8:23am.
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<taking notes="">
Get married to meet women
Did I get this right?
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Weirdly, since I got married I have many more naked international fashion models after me than before. ...or, at least, many fairly attractive fully clothed women appear to be expressing an interest in me - they start conversations with me or compliment me on my clothing or red hair (not so much these days since its gone grey) or something.
Being married, I, of course, rebuff these offers with aplomb but still... 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I'm lucky, no matter what I do, I never reduce the number of naked international fashion models surrounding me. So far, that number has held steadily at zero. I've never experienced even the slightest reduction
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Rants about and thinks these send and receive (12)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Transceivers?
Anagram of RANTS, but I got nothing for CEIVERS ... except SERVICE which doesn't make any sense to me.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's cos there was no sense 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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None between my ears, anyway!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Transponders - anagram of rants + ponders = thinks.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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"PONDERS" ... 
Obvious now.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yep - you are up tomoz
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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...Daily!
My name is Sara Jane and I see that you downloaded our trial. I wanted to follow up and see if you have any questions we could answer for you.My team is responsible for ensuring the success of MongoDB users through our commercial services. I’d love to discuss what sparked your interest in MongoDB or any initiatives you are currently working on.
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Would you like me to help set up a call?
Thank you and have a great evening,
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I want to follow up on my recent email about the interest you have shown in us. In case you have any questions, we are happy to provide you with additional information.
Could I interest you in a call to learn more?
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Can I interest you in setting up a call to learn more?
Thank you very much and have a good evening,
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I'm checking in on the emails I have sent you regarding the trial that you downloaded not too long ago.
Are you interested in scheduling a call to learn more?
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I apologize if I'm bothering you, but I just wanted to reach out because you had shown interest in us.Would you like to set up a quick call for more information?
Thank you very much and have a wonderful evening,
I think you can easily get a date with Sara Jane. Good luck  .
Full Reset
modified 8-Jan-19 4:36am.
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I'm thinking about Sara Jane, cocumuts and a bird that can be African or European. Does Sara Jane?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Register for Mongo. You'll see!
Just ensure your wife is not around when she calls you. 
Full Reset
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Stop playing so coy with Sara. Tell her that it's not her, it's you and that it didn't mean anything; that you think it's best if you both just move on.
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