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CodeWraith29-Dec-18 4:42

CodeWraith

29-Dec-18 4:42

Ok, there is still room for improvement. There also are the T-51, the X-01 and the advanced Hellfire armor, but I still have to find them yet.

I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.

His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

RickZeeland29-Dec-18 4:52

RickZeeland

29-Dec-18 4:52

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OriginalGriff29-Dec-18 5:00

OriginalGriff

29-Dec-18 5:00

What? And show the world how useless I am? Laugh | :laugh:

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RickZeeland29-Dec-18 5:58

RickZeeland

29-Dec-18 5:58

Quote:
The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress and grows brave by reflection.
(Thomas Paine)

So brush up your C# reflection skills $Shucks | :-\$

Mark_Wallace29-Dec-18 11:33

Mark_Wallace

29-Dec-18 11:33

OriginalGriff wrote:
What? And show the world how useless I am?

Isn't that what youtube's for?

I must be watching it wrong.

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PIEBALDconsult29-Dec-18 5:36

PIEBALDconsult

29-Dec-18 5:36

Boot to the head works?

Useless IoT item of the weekend

OriginalGriff29-Dec-18 5:52

OriginalGriff

29-Dec-18 5:52

Apparently. Not managed it yet ... this is not an easy game. It probably gets a load easier when you are used to it, but I'm far from there! Laugh | :laugh:

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OriginalGriff28-Dec-18 22:37

OriginalGriff

28-Dec-18 22:37

Oh, fer elephant's sake: Otohiko Anti-Slurping Noise Noodle Eating Fork | Japan Trend Shop[^]
You eat.
You make slurping noise.
It talks to your phone, and plays music to cover it up ... D'Oh! | :doh:

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Super Lloyd28-Dec-18 23:44

Super Lloyd

28-Dec-18 23:44

But... why is your title "useless"? Seems essential to me! Poke tongue | ;-P

I wonder though.. can it sync with my smart shoes? Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

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Mark_Wallace29-Dec-18 1:34

Mark_Wallace

29-Dec-18 1:34

The Great and Wise Otohiko wrote:
If you have ever suffered from noodle harassment...

This is not the way to go!

People should not be made to feel ashamed, just because of their noodles!

Noodle harassment must be stamped out! It must not be allowed to thrive in a civilised society!

SAY NO TO NOODLE HARRASSERS!

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GuyThiebaut29-Dec-18 2:47

GuyThiebaut

29-Dec-18 2:47

#IveBeenNoodledToo

“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

― Christopher Hitchens

Mike Hankey29-Dec-18 2:21

Mike Hankey

29-Dec-18 2:21

I was going to order one but seems they're sold out! Drat!

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I wonder if they make chop sticks with anti-slurp technology?
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I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart

I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!

modified 29-Dec-18 8:29am.

lopatir29-Dec-18 3:14

lopatir

29-Dec-18 3:14

in some Asian countries slurping noodles is supposed to show that you are enjoying them, or respect the cook, still alive or whatever

sooo, do they have these that amplify the slurp?

or perhaps add fake slurps for the anorexics? ... disguise vomit sounds for the bulimics?

heck, it needs to be IOT, can have a whole play list of effects.

...time these smart inventors got more multicultural[^]

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Mark_Wallace29-Dec-18 7:02

Mark_Wallace

29-Dec-18 7:02

You can just set the media file to play on your phone to a noodle-slurping sound effect.

In fact, I think I'll do that anyway, and just play it without buying the fork (which, unlike me, is not compatible with Alexa).

That will really set the tone, when I'm eating chips or rice pudding.

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pkfox29-Dec-18 3:44

pkfox

29-Dec-18 3:44

Be proud to be a noodle Big Grin | :-D

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Roger Wright28-Dec-18 20:12

28-Dec-18 20:12

I was already past 40 when I joined CodeProject, but today I am 40 once again! Big Grin | :-D

Thanks to an excess of ethanol, loose women, gobs of bacon, and a stealthy shift of base, I feel young and energetic enough to relive the past 0x0018h years and get it right this time! Laugh | :laugh:

Will Rogers never met me.

Richard MacCutchan28-Dec-18 21:58

Richard MacCutchan

28-Dec-18 21:58

You are still a mere stripling, Roger. Enjoy it while it lasts. Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

CodeWraith29-Dec-18 1:22

CodeWraith

29-Dec-18 1:22

Good to hear that, but you must be careful[^], unless you want to find out what a coccyx is. Smile | :)

I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.

His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

Roger Wright29-Dec-18 5:39

29-Dec-18 5:39

Been there, done that, but it was before they invented t-shirts. Poke tongue | ;-P

Will Rogers never met me.

RickZeeland29-Dec-18 1:24

RickZeeland

29-Dec-18 1:24

Quote:
The young ones
Darling, we're the young ones
And young ones
Shouldn't be afraid

To live, love
While the flame is strong
'Cause we may not be the young ones
Very long

$Shucks | :-\$

Mike Hankey29-Dec-18 2:25

Mike Hankey

29-Dec-18 2:25

Well happy birthday young man, I'm glad to hear 0x40 is the new 40 that would make me 0x45. Yay!

But why do I feel like I'm 0x60?

I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart

I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!

Roger Wright29-Dec-18 5:40

29-Dec-18 5:40

Mike Hankey wrote:
But why do I feel like I'm 0x60?

Probably not enough bacon, is my guess... Big Grin | :-D

Will Rogers never met me.

Mike Hankey29-Dec-18 5:49

Mike Hankey

29-Dec-18 5:49

I guess the bacon supplement pills aren't enough?

I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart

I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!

Roger Wright29-Dec-18 6:16

29-Dec-18 6:16

Never enough! Besides, when you fry them, they tend to pop, and fly out of the pan.

Will Rogers never met me.