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Everyone should know this, but still good:
Muppets
Enjoy the day! 
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How about this lesson about rising entropy[^]?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It sounds like you are not asking a question that can be answered.
There is a real art in asking questions and one trick is to break the problem down into small concrete questions then try to find answers to those smaller individual questions.
Try to put yourself in the shoes of your audience and ask yourself "If someone asked me this question would I have enough specific information to answer it?" - if the answer to that is "No" then you need to go away and break down your question into smaller and more specific questions.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I'm playing Skyrim - yes, yes, I know it came out years ago - and I'm quite enjoying it (though it seems to have more bugs than Oblivion did) but one thing is disturbing me slightly.
Picture it: You are in a multilevel crypt that has lain unexplored for a thousand years. It's full of treasure, Draugr Deathlords, traps, and doors that are barred from the other side, or need a key to open. Needless to say, the only key is held by the biggest baddy in the dungeon...
So ... who the elephant is mooching round there every couple of hours and changing the damn candles? 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's magic. Duh 
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OriginalGriff wrote: So ... who the elephant is mooching round there every couple of hours and changing the damn candles?
The Lord of the Underworld does 
667: The neighbour of the Beast
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Because shooting twice is silly.
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Huh...I was assuming the dread pirate Roberts
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Well, we will have to judge dread then ... 
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Please, anything but judge dread...that was painful enough the first time around
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It can get worse, should I mention Steven Seagal ?
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Once is fine, but two more times triggers a Beetlejuice-like situation
modified 4-Nov-18 23:42pm.
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It's me... since I went into freelancing I do all kind of jobs...
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Servant Draugrs. They go on doing what they did when they were alive.
Or you failed to notice the permanent power "fiat lux: ignites any candle or oil lamp in a 1000 miles radius from you".
As for the bugs, if you're on PC I recoomend you the Unofficial Skyrim Patch from nexusmods. It really does help.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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I think the candles have LED lights in them 
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They have Daylight cast on them and Permanency affixed. It's only a measly 500 XP cost, that would explain the low level Draugrs... bullied by their overlords into giving up their hard earned XP to light up those candles.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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If you were a true son of Skyrim, you would know that doing this is the punishment for Jagar Tharn, archtraitor to the Empire.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Spoken like a true DragonWorm
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