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Getting spam in Korean: 당신은 나를 알지 못할 수도 있습니다. 왜이 전자 메일을 받는지 궁금합니다. 맞습니까?... I suspect it is someone saying they have hacked my email, since I've gotten about one a day from like-minded individuals, saying they have hacked my computer, since their return email address matches my personal address. But because I haven't ran it through Google translate, I'm unsure. And since I don't have a webcam on my computer (except when I want to), I'm certain they are shitting me.
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David O'Neil wrote: I'm certain they are shitting me.
You don't say! 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Google translate says: Quote: You may not know me. I wonder why I get this e-mail. Is that correct
It's probably from 김정은 
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Don't click any links.
Best case scenarios: they pillage your bank account or they fry your computer.
Worst case scenario: it's a link to K-pop 
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most I've had recently come straight out and ask for money.
impressed at their ability though, they have me on my webcam (long ago in a box in the store room), is that using this IOT thing I keep hearing about?
cheap though, they only ask for bits of coins... if it wasn't for the lack of a physical mail address I'd send them a whole 5c piece just to see this recording they have of me.
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Sander Rossel wrote: Best case scenarios: they pillage your bank account or they fry your computer.
..you cannot get bank account access or "fry" hardware using a hyperlink.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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"Please send your bank details to Sander and then kindly throw your own computer in the fire, thank you."
You're a terrible scammer; bank-details are available anywhere, as those usually refer to a name and the number of a bank-account. Are you trying to send me money or what?
Ask if they send the login-details of their bank accounts 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: You're a terrible scammer
It's a ruse... Can't have people suspecting I'm actually a Nigerian prince... 
Eddy Vluggen wrote: Are you trying to send me money or what?
Negative money! You just received €-1.000.000,- 
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Sander Rossel wrote: It's a ruse... Can't have people suspecting I'm actually a Nigerian prince...
Nigerian princes that only eat carrots and kale?
Sander Rossel wrote: Negative money! You just received €-1.000.000,-
You couldn't order a pizza to this place
(If you intend to try, make it one with pineapple)
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Tres charmant
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"You may not know me. I wonder why I receive this e-mail. Is that right?"
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"I wonder who I am. And who you are. And where we are? Aren't we?"
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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For your time-wasting enjoyment! I'd never heard of Jiminy Glick before, and to find that Martin Short is one of our all-time comedy greats came as a surprise!
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Heard of Jiminy Cricket, that must be an alias
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Sure you're not thinking of Aunt Jemima? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Have you heard of Ed Grimley?
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didn't look but sounds useful...
<phone buzzes="">: husband: "dear... just going out to the car to check if I left somthin there."
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Because the public social media domain is the perfect place for this kind of information. Now everyone will know.
Wonder if these will work for grandpa?
They probably chose twitter just to be able to call it "tweetpee". WhatsappPee just doesn't sound all that marketable.
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MatthysDT wrote: Wonder if these will work for grandpa?
I believe they are trialing a version for elderly Yorkshiremen: the Ee! Male Pee
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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