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Totally overlooked that; should have known that there's always more than one meaning to what you say 
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I also have the same horror twice every day, but it's more of a procession[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Do away with wheels entirely: Mosquito[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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If he's been renting it out for 20 years and only just got possession, I'd be tempted (as the family) to sue him for all of the rental income he has taken before it was his ...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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OriginalGriff wrote: only just got possession
Well actually he has had possession, he changed the locks - that is what the law turns on - he now has title.
The family was also ordered to pay costs which is a pretty clear indication of which way the law leans.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
modified 31-Oct-18 9:34am.
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Today I needed some 9v batteries. My other half - the shining light of my life - told me she was going shopping and asked if I needed anything. I looked on the supermarket website and found a pack of 4 9v batteries which would fit my needs admirably. I showed her the picture and wrote down on her list the precise description.
She went off on foot and after about 2 hours returned with a bag of shopping. I asked her if she got the batteries and she dug down into her bag and produced........a pack of 4 9v batteries.
That is today's news.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Shock! Horror! Woman shops for right product!
Have I accidentally fallen into a Simpsons Treehouse Of Horror episode? 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hmmm, my wife always takes the wrong Zinc type batteries instead of Alkaline, thinking about ordering a pack online now 
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In this part of the world, it's all but impossible to buy zinc-carbon batteries, unless you actually seek them out in someplace like a "99 Cent" store.*
* A wildly disorganized store attempting to give the impression the very low quality imports it sells are a bargain.
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We Dutch like that kind of stores, you know the sayings "A Dutch treat", "are you going Dutch on me" etc. 
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... Dutch oven ... (all about sharing the treat)
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as I said... sharing the 'treat'
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Ah but what you did not see is herself trying to pick the best pack of 4 9v batteries off the rack. I find this behaviour astonishing, a woman will spend 3 minutes deciding which pack to take, not fresh fruit but packaged goods - weird and annoying.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Not quite the least tame end (9)
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
modified 31-Oct-18 9:08am.
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Stalemate?
This space for rent
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Bingo! 
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I went back six days in time
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Oh I assumed you had gone one day forward in your time machine but six days back sounds more impressive. 
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What does it mean that a used Amazon Lambda AWS long-sleeved t-shirt, size L, is on sale for 80 baht (about US$ 2.40) in a used-clothes shop in a smaller local market (not on the tourist maps) in Chiang Mai, Thailand:
1. they have found me, and this is a warning ?
2. an ex-employee of the company is in hiding here, to escape persecution, or prosecution, after being photographed at a Trump rally wearing a MAGA hat ?
3. the wife left him and his cold land of unsmiling obese people and spiceless food, and returned home, taking his favorite t-shirts as revenge ?
4. it is an omen of the future of Amazon whose interpretation will require me to return to the US, and live in rain-soaked sunless Seattle where my income would only allow for a tent on the street, or jail for vagrancy ?
Or ?
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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