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Cus' in 'Murica, why use a jeweler's hammer when 15 pound sledge will still work. 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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That sounds a lot like Chris' description of the CodeProject server cluster I read over 20 years ago. In fact, it sounds like someone is planning an upgrade!
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: That sounds a lot like Chris' description of the CodeProject server cluster I read over 20 years ago. In fact, it sounds like someone is planning an upgrade!
CP turns 19 on 15-11-2018 Western Hemisphere dates, of course here the the more futuristic Eastern Hemisphere we're a day advanced.
CP was born on my (Eastern Hemisphere date) 31st birthday. So a bits a maths should tell you how old I am in 20 days when our birthdays come around again.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I rounded up - so shoot me! 
It still sounds like the original description of the server, though I think we were using obsolete palm pads or some such. The 1802s ought to be a huge improvement.
Will Rogers never met me.
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My silly comp keeps acting up on me...
Should I reboot it or kick it again?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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You should always boot it or you'll hurt your toes with the kick.
Actually, then, if you've taken off your footware, reboot yourself and then kick it.
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Still Corners - The Message[^]
Coming up with a SOTW has never been this difficult.
Not because there aren't any, but because there are too much!
I had to pick between some doom metal, anime soundtracks (yes, that's plural), and this one.
I went with Still Corners, not because I've been listening to it on repeat, but because this song made such an impression on me that I've been listening to them for an entire evening.
And then another evening, and another one.
Maybe it's not so much this track that I love, but Still Corners in general.
They play some sort of indie chillout dreampop, which is great music for any evening!
And it's also good music for SOTW, enjoy! 
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She has a good voice! 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Really nice … I am sure I will come back to listen to them, again and again ... 
But, just a while ago I was brought by YT to this masterpiece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iF7lkXKHlA
Amazing track, never heard of them before ...
Cheers,
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Spotify recommended that to me last week!
I didn't listen to it then, but I'm listening to it now, and wow.
This is different than what I expected.
It's dark and classical, kind of darkwave.
This is definitely going into my library
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Helping a 'friend' reinstall win 7.... from a DVD! (he insisted, came with the machine)
I forgot how long that takes. anyhoo done that, finally.
Told him can't get the extra device drivers till Monday.
Sheesh, it is Friday mate.... there's a beer with my name on it at home.
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lopati: roaming wrote: Sheesh, it is Friday mate
Keeping the sabbath holy, huh?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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lopati: roaming wrote: Helping a 'friend' reinstall win 7.... from a DVD! (he insisted, came with the machine)
I forgot how long that takes. anyhoo done that, finally.
If you think that took long...just wait until you start installing updates for it.
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Take the wheel (8)
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Stealing.
Although "the wheel" should be plural as the toe-rags usually take all four and leave the car on four neat stacks of bricks.
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Nope!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Turnover?
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Nope!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Overturn ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Nope!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Nope!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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