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If that's the required safety distance, that must be some laser! Has your employer got the contract to build the Death Star by any chance? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Quote: Back in the 80s I had a six-month contract that lasted two and a half three years. And the best part was that they paid me to learn new stuff that none of the permanent staff wanted to do.
I had exactly the same apart from it being slightly longer. The good old days of contracting.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I started on a 1 week contract in Singapore in 2002, had a 2 year break after a months work, did another year and have been here for the last 14 years, not bad for a 1 week contract.
Now semi retired and only work 10 days a month - from home listening to the lorikeets and watching wallabies bounce past the office window.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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This is an oldie but I like it
Design choice backfires (5)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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SERIF?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Nice! Perhaps we should rename this thing to CCCGSO.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I'm trying not to - it's pkfox that tries to stay as long as he can ... 
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Hah ! it does appear there are only about four of us doing CCC these days
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pkfox wrote: Hah ! it does appear there are only about four of us doing CCC these days
I explained to Paul a few weeks ago, that if you make the clue (7) and the answer scrotum, I will get it every time.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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And as you are a rugby fan
To scrum mixed for container (7)
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Ooo! OOO! I know it! Me Sir! Me Sir! I know it Sir!
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Let's start a new CCC for Michael - all scrotum related
Seriously crude rough obese types use muscle initially for holdall
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TESTICLES?
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Don’t answer! You’ll be left holding the bag for the next one!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Oh nuts! I didn't think of that.
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I won't hold it against you - you're a busy guy - you probably have a lot of balls in the air.
(Michael Martin - look at what you have wrought!)
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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I tried being a juggler, but I got the sack.
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Listen Griff - I keep trying to get the last word in but you keep coming up with another pun from your bag of tricks. I don't mean to get testes but you are really pushing me!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Come on man! Have you no spunk?
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Hey we are both Master Debators. I think that reveals a lot of spunk!
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No, I never talk to large groups - I'm no Mass Debater!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Mass Debater
I thought that was a physicist arguing over the existence of Dark Matter.
Say goodnight Dave. Goodnight Dave!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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The nonsense swallowed by pond-life is of interest to a man down-under (7)
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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