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Is Soy Milk just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
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Soy leche? 
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They won't leche get away with that!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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There's no need to milk the joke!
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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You are udderly right!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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now that's just bean silly
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You there! Cow dare you!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Beware of Germans offering you a fine meal as a "Gift"!
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Same thought comes to mind qhen I read Soy Sauce for in Spanish sauce is a tree (willow).
Trees are very polite in my language!
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I am Groot? 
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How diary you bring up the subject? Cheeses, it's whey out of line.
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If GH can stand for P as in ‘hiccough’,
If OUGH can stand for O as in ‘dough’,
If PHTH can stand for T as in ‘phthisis’,
If EIGH can stand for A as in ‘neighbour’,
If TTE can stand for T as in ‘gazette’,
If EAU can stand for O as in ‘plateau’,
then the correct way to spell 'potato' would be:
GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Please wait here. I left my torch and my pitchfork at home and will be right back.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Though the tough cough hiccough
plough me through
O'er life's rough lough my thorough
course I'll hew
Or ought to.
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Why does do not sound like no?
Suffix a 'w' and it sounds like now,
Then prefix a 'k' and it returns to know,
Could the inventor please take a bow?
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Quirkafleeg wrote: Could the inventor please take a bow?
... or tie a bow.
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That's just the Welsh for potato.*
* only kidding - it's "tatws", pronounced "tatoes"
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I wouldn't know - I'm not in the habit of welching on people... 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Similarly, the correct way to spell "fish" is GHOTI.
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Similarly I once read that Fish could also be spelled as GHOTI.
GH sounds as F like in enough
O sounds like E as in women
TI sounds like sh as in nation.
No wonder how many of my neighbors find it difficult to read in English! sheesh!
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I learnt two new words today, both medical (I'm not native)!
At first I though that "phthisis" is a misspeled "phthitties".
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Be careful. Some enterprising young grad student might make this a programming language extension for JavaScript 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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I think you just found the encryption algorithm that the guy later on was looking for. 
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