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Finally I have found a fellow Elf!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Argonian - resistant to poison and disease, can breathe underwater. 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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I want another dialog option when some Nord comes with "if you are a true son of Skyrim" or "damn elves".
How about this:
"Look here: Pointed ears, elven armor, elven bow, elven sword and I don't talk about logic all day. Do I look like a true son of Skyrim to you?"
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Yeah, I know - I was in Windhelm and the NPC was exercising his racial discrimination against Argonians.
The developers are somewhat lazy at times. The one which makes me laugh is that you sneak in, put an arrow in someone and they go "Did you hear that?" and have a brief search before sitting back down going "Nah, I must have imagined it." You've got an arrow sticking out of your left eye - are you imagining that as well?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Bandit in Oblivion, looking down at a dead bandit with an arrow in him: "Must have been the rats!"
Turns around and walks away.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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He probably came from the Oktoberfest 
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Shortly after that he joined his buddy and went to the great Oktoberfest in the sky.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Apart from the Lederhosen armor of Stamina I like Ahzidal's Armor of Retribution as it gives enemies a chance of being paralyzed, the disadvantage of robes is that the armor value is 0.
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I actually made up everything in my post. I never played Elder Scrolls/Skyrim before. However, I am an avid player of World of Warcraft, so I borrowed some of the lingo from that game.
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Ok ok, I made the "Lederhosen armor" up too, it never existed, but maybe someone would like to make a MOD, CodeWraith are you still there ?
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I just want to know why General Failure is reading drive A: ... 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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He's trying to find Major Fault.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Last time I saw him, he was hanging out with Colonel Panic.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I haven't seen General Failure reading *any* drives the last couple of years (see my sig)... with the A: drive you usually heard him first 
Who the f*** is General Failure, and why is he reading my harddisk?
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Even if it was a bad summer for Humpty Dumpty, will he have a great fall?
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And next year he will spring into action again?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I dunno. I did have a Hunchback in 2011 but I cannot remember anymore.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Was it a quasi-motor car?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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fall a'int what it's all cracked up to be
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I don't know - it went over easy here!
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I imagine that his great fall will be followed by a winter of discontent.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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OriginalGriff wrote: Even if it was a bad summer for Humpty Dumpty, will he have a great fall?
We all know he won't winter it.
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I hope so. After all, he's a good egg.
/ravi
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Could you leaf that out please?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Look, Alice he was willing to take a chance. And besides, someone scrambled the story: he didn't fall. He was pushed by the girl he was with after he thought is was a good idea to jabberwocky and she didn't take kindly to it.
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