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I dream of them... with light brown hair.
(and you try and fit that word into a pun  )
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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I WISH you hadn't said that 
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That's one!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Well - you should tesla breaks to avoid cruze'ing into problems. However, once it happens, well Fait accompli.
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I just got an electricity bill, and ... they are going to pay money into my bank account!
We've been here for 14 years, and it's the first time that's happened - I guess switching suppliers has it's advantages. Mind you, this new electricity talks with a Scottish accent and zooms around the house in a kilt.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I just got an electricity bill
When I first read this, I thought that you had free electricity for most of your life, and now the gig is up. 
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Do I wish!
We don't have any mains gas here, and it isn't practical to use bottled so the whole house is electric, cooking, heating, water, the lot. Costs plenty - but I saw a thing on Dragons Den earlier in the year who claimed to do all the switching for you and guarantee to switch you every year if you will save £50 or more a year. Have to say it's been pretty painless so far, much easier than manually moving. And £320 a year is not to be sniffed at!
They even split £40 down the middle if someone else signs up on my recommendation.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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With that setup you could use some zero point energy modules.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I had to leave them all in the time machine next month.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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How did you solve the problem of the time machine flying away with virtual faster than light speed when you begin to warp spacetime?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Flux capacitors.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Could not get any, tested my machine in 20 years and it took off to Andromeda with warp speed about a million years ago.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Software Zen: delete this;
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If we got rid of all these resellers and went back to the old system, the price would come down automatically. One man's rebate is another man's price rise (to paraphrase someone whose name escapes me).
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Ah, but it's competition, which apparently is good for everyone.
Provided they have enough shares in the companies...
Just like the railways - less efficient and more expensive these days.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: but it's competition
Of course, plain as the nose on your face really. 
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I never could figure out how all that worked.
The electricity came from Company A
But you'd buy from Compaies B, C, D, or E
It all comes across the same wires, so basically they're just billing companies. They don't do anything else, as far as I can tell.
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And we still pay them large sums of money.
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OriginalGriff wrote: talks with a Scottish accent
So if you stick your finger in the socket does it skip the shock and go straight to the Burns?
OriginalGriff wrote: they are going to pay money into my bank account!
You should Loch in at that rate.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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My son recently moved from our house, where we were paying approx $500 a quarter, to his own home where his first quarter bill was over $1200 - we have solar. I think Oz has the most expensive power anywhere.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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That ... ummm ... doesn't look like a cocoon to me ... 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It all depends on the angle you see it at.
Also, I didn't notice it wasn't Deep Fried for a while...
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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If you look closely enough, you'll see Steve Guttenberg[^] hamming it up. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The cat video of the day: If you need geeky inspiration for using your Raspberry Pis, Oscilloscopes, 3D printers and tons of other things:
Build yourself an Open Cat robot[^]!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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