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NBN guy turned up this morning with a baffled look on his face - why was I connected to a node 2 streets away when I have a micro node outside the front gate. An hour later he asks me to connect the new modem, having moved the connection to the closer node and I get 45mb speeds - amazing.
With luck I will turn out to be one of the satisfied customers.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Glass Is Half Full - Dilbert
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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And the UX team says the user should have a choice of small, medium, and large glasses.
Tech support complains that life would be easier if the glass were always empty.
Marketing says the glass should be photoshopped to look overflowing.
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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The testers have filled the glass with pencils.
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And Shipping have dropped the glass.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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hello, I try writing CMyListCtrl derived from CListCtrl, in NcCalcSize, I give my list an area as NC area, and then I add three message handle in CMyListCtrl:
ON_WM_NCLBUTTONUP()
ON_WM_NCLBUTTONDOWN()
ON_WM_NCHITTEST()
when I move mouse on the NC area, the WM_NCHITTEST message received, that's ok, but when I click mouse on NC area, neither NCLBUTTONDWON NOR NCLBUTTONUP message can be received. I try it one day more but failed, so I want some help, thanks.
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ericyan11 wrote: derived from CListCtrl
People still use CListCtrl? I thought it was relegated to being the butt of a joke. 
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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CListCtrl - one of the Blonde classes in MFC[^]
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Is this a joke? All the posts I can remember about CListCtrl (including many that I've made  ) going back a decade or more were all jokes
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread 
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In the first of a series* I present: The IoT Egg Counter[^]
Yes! You keep eggs in it! Yes! It talks to a mobile app via the internet! Yes! It tells you which egg to use first!
Or not, according to the comments, like "it loses the WiFi when it's in the fridge", and "it can't count reliably".
* Probably a series of one
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OMG.
Even when working as expected there is a big flaw:
When removing an egg inadvertently and placing it back, it will be treated as fresh.
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And 14 slots when eggs come by the dozen.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Well yes ... but that's a bit like complaining that the worst bit of the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand was getting the blood stains off the seat covers, rather than its pivotal role in starting WWI
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If you'd had the job of maintaining the carriage, you might have had a different opinion.
Where you stand depends on where you sit. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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You'll have to use COLD water when washing, preferably with an enzyme detergent.
If you use hot water or tumble dry without having removed the stain prior, the only way to remove it is using oxalic acid.
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Easy... it has a couple of places more just in case you buy new ones when still having one or two from previous packet. 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Here's where Mr. Burns would say "Egg-cellent!"
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But... It's an IoT shiny-shiny! How can you possibly criticise it?!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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And what do you do if you are buying eggs in pack of 30?!
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: And what do you do if you are buying eggs in pack of 30?!
"Don't forget to stock up on ExLax at at the same time"?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If you have a family of 4 kids, just making omelettes for the family uses up 12 eggs!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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You shouldn't count your chickens before they hatch
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