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You can have tomorrow if you want - I've posted one this week, so I don't mind.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Thank you, but I will defer to you for this one. Motivates me to try and guess another one.
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Damn, I got it!
After reading Griff's solution, of course...
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I believe you!
You can have tomorrow if you want - I've already done one this week?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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After, my friend, not before.
Anyway, thanks, but it is tooooooooooo difficult for me.
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most old "farts" I know (including the one in the mirror) wouldn't put themselves down...
that's the wife's job.
[us] old farts can fix anything - except 'some' things that were 'designed completely broken.'
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Lopatir wrote: old farts can fix anything
Sadly, that was based upon a time and place when things were made to last a while.
For now - the "youngin's" are used to the concept of things breaking very quickly and buy replacements. The rapid breakage has become totally acceptable, or at least, the norm.
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Trouble is, if you make things that last too well, you end up going out of business.
Indeed, so good were the mills produced by these two companies that they effectively ran themselves out of business, for replacements were never needed and new distilleries requiring new malt mills (in those days) were few and far between.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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true, but we still must try (hence the 'designed broken.')
last "old-time" item I bought was a push mower (i.e. no motor) ... stoopid [chinesium] thing still fell apart coz it was so badly built.
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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I bought one when I first bought a house - decently made but still a mistake. It's only useful for tiny lawns and someone who loves to mow frequently.
In particular, I am not one who loves to mow (ever).
Helpful Hint: Don't water a lawn. Don't fertilize it. It will grow slower - less to mow. Spend all that useful energy on a vegetable garden where at least you get something for your efforts.
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I gave up trying to fix anything when they took the carby out of cars 
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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"and then we could call a plumber... when we get back from the emergency room."
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The older I get the worse journalism and indeed the world is getting. Proof reading, fact checking, spelling and accuracy aren't required any more. Seems if I was born anywhere in the last 20 years I could have been a professional journalist in about Kindergarten.
Currently reading First IVF baby's 40th birthday: How a tiny girl changed science and the world - Science News - ABC News[^] on the Australian Broadcasting Corporations website and find the following which makes me want to track down Genelle Weule and beat her to death with her own shoes (reference anyone?).
In July 1978...Louise Joy Brown was born in the United Kingdom...in Oldham General Hospital, shortly before midnight on July 25.
Less than a year after Ms Brown's birth, Australia's first IVF baby, Candice Reed, was born on June 23, 1980.
Bitch Puhlease! That is 2 days short of 1 year and 11 months, or less than 2 years later. She's probably proper educated and that, with a University Degree and all, but still dumb as dog shite.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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"If their mouths stop moving their brains will start working." -- as per DNA
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You know the stories with all the correct grammar and spelling are probably generated by AI writing programs.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Oh, that's because the Agile model is also used by journalists: incremental releases with bug fixes!
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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How appropriate a subject. This AM, on the way to work, I heard an short article where the talking head (radio style) talked about the speed of sound (vs. a slow city bus) as 767 miles/second
Because they're all now clueless. All they know is on their phone - and their collective batteries are otherwise dead.
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Here we had the Gelmini tunnel.
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GAK! You'd think they could grow better lookin' women in a controlled environment like that.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The ABC, like QANTAS and SBS, do not allow physical appearance influence their presenters/stewardesses, I suspect they do not allow voice quality to have an influence either. We get some of the most horrid sounding plain looking creatures presenting our news.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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At least that's what Microsoft seems to think 
Upgraded a .NET Core 2.0 project to 2.1 and I got error that Microsoft.Extensions.SomePackacge version 2.1.1 is incompatible with .NET Core 2.1.
Had to install version 2.1.0 for pretty much every package for the error to go away.
Apparently some bug in .NET Core 2.1 
And my normal .NET projects can't find System.Net.Http at runtime.
VS gets it from some folder in Project Files.
At some point I had to remove that file to make it work locally.
VS went to the GAC for the package which seemed to work, but it fails (at runtime) when deployed through the build server (although it builds just fine).
Tried installing the NuGet package, but then the reference cannot be found at all (and the build fails) 
The problem is possibly that I have one or more packages installed that depend on the same package in .NET Core (or .NET Standard)...
What the sh*t Microsoft!?
Get your packages together! 
At least I get to experience what this DLL hell I've been hearing about is all about... It's not a bug, it's a feature
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You are very wrong!
DLL hell is reserved for W32/64 native developers.
What you are facing smells more to an assembly hell.
Feel the difference  
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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And the last unicorn still working with Win16 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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