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Nothing new there, me think...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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OriginalGriff wrote: Nor can half the people asking questions in QA, but that for other reasons... 
So if we could wrangle CP and that other one to be down for say a month that should nicely clean up the industry.
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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It's working for me now, so I must be quick...
I need to save an image to a text file so that when I open it in Notepad it shows the image.
Also, the extension should be .mp3, but when I open it in Excel it should show a video.
HALP! URGNTZ PLZ!!! 
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If this were really Q&A and if the poster had really asked that question, I'd offer up this link on where look in order to improve the search results[^].
Resisting the temptation to open another tab as I type. Trying to resist . . .
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i hav tried toilet aproch, but code still no work srry for bad englis
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Up and down like a yoyo.
My personal guess is that @Sean-Ewington took advantage of @Chris-Maunder being away to wear his Mankini to work again, and it's shocked the hamsters into therapy...
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Or the hamsters are away and the lemming substitutes jump into the sea every few hours.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Nobody uses Lemmings as Hamster substitutes - the standard is to use Capybaras.
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Castor canadensis, that's probably it!
The castors are big and like to work. They probably built a dam and flooded the server room.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Nobody uses Lemmings as Hamster substitutes - the standard is to use Capybaras.
They use fish?
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Nope - think Giant Attack Riding Hamsters.
Edible Giant Attack Riding Hamsters that eat their own poop.
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but capybaras are fish! a former pope said so! and they're infallible! (...popes that is, not capybaras, ... though... I've never met a dishonest capybara.)
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Lopatir wrote: they're infallible
... according to ... popes ... 
Anyway, there are two of the kiddie fiddling buggers at the moment: what happens if they disagree on even a trivial point, like "one sugar or two?"?
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What's so special about that? Even the pope knows that we are approaching four billion infallibles on this planet. Most of them have been married by some poor fool and are (by dogma) never wrong. It's always the poor fool's fault.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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And by the way: It's offensive how you infidels talk about my spiritual leader. 
He is not infallible all the time. Only when he steps onto his balcony to proclaim his answers to some fundamental questions of faith. With devine aid his judgement will then always be right.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Hang on a mo ... he's only part-time infallible?
I'm part-time infallible, if I'm allowed to choose when and where!*
* And Herself isn't around to disagree.
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You don't have the right squeal of approval.[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Oh, well %#@$, I've been going with Guinea Pigs.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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Well there's your problem. Guinea Pigs are like unbranded NiCads to Hamster Duracell - no staying power.
The only true use of a Guinea Pig is to be replaced before the kids notice it's died...
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Exactly! The "kids" in this case being the management.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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I think maybe it has something to do with the old adage; "While the boss is away the hamsters will play"?
Just a guess
See any small party hats lying around?
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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I think they can't find the proper version of System.Net.Http 
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That is so funny (not).
We're having a ton of problem with that...
I'd rather be phishing!
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Welcome to the club, brother...
I feel your pain.
This issue is kind of killing my otherwise very productive week 
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I've read enough posts in this forum to know what happened to the hamsters.
HBLT (Hamster-Bacon, Lettuce, Tomatoes).
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