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..nearly. In those cases it is better to jot it down and hold up your remarks than it is to simply shout them.
We learn by doing 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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As a born diplomat, I tell you that you need to learn more about diplomacy.
Instead of saying:
You, sir, are a moron!"
You could better say something like this:
"As any moron can see, x is obviously going to fail. Shirley you agree that we should do y to avoid that problem."
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I am a born non-diplomat. Computers do not require tact 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Someone said that the only diplomatic mission he would send me on was when he wanted to provoke someone else into starting a war. And all that despite me being so small, quiet and shy.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I understand your point... and please, don't call me Shirley. 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Which one do you want to play? Rumack, Murdock or Oveur?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Oveur...
LA Control Tower: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Oveur: Roger.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: a manager would say there is more "synergy"
Cue Samuel Jackson:
"Synergize this, mother ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) er!"
Software Zen: delete this;
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Yes they paid for it. The article says it was an "innovative new study." Innovative. You have to pay for innovation especially when its for a study. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I do really badly in open plan offices. Fortunately, I have a boss that understands this.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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Nathan Minier wrote: I do really badly in open plan offices. Fortunately, I have a boss that understands this.
I do really badly in an office. Unfortunately, I do not have a boss that understands this. 
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From the article:
"Open-plan offices have taken off because of a desire to increase interaction and collaboration among workers."
No, they took off because companies saw a chance to save a few bucks.
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I kept thinking that is the real reason, they recently had a redesign of our area and squeezed in 2 more bodies, the excuse was that the design was more ergonomically sound, bullshit.
I moved to a different floor as I require western personal space area. Asians really don't have the same reaction to crowding a cuacs.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: Bloody hell I could have told them that for nothing.
There's your problem, you're not charging enough 
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We must talk about Sid's cousin! (10)
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Discussion
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I had hoped it would last longer than that, I liked that one.
You are up tomorrow! 
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nice clue, if anything Sid's cousin sounds too much like discussion - just sayin 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I was hoping you'd get hung up when you spotted "we must talk" had ten letters... 
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Science: there is a hidden uSwitch on the toilet which detects when I'm sitting down, and illuminates a huge sign on the roof telling waiting couriers to approach the house...
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No problem there - switch the switch...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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If I could find the damn thing, I would. I think it has stealth technology.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Good luck. It's a thermistor[^] which is embedded into your toilet seat. Or they implanted you a RFID chip.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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None of these. Pure malice. I'm still not over that landwhale jumping into my arms to avoid falling into a construction pit while running around and texting. And of course it was obviously my fault, as if I were the sucker[^] who had married her.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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