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Oh, the Graziella bike. I loved mine, it was absurdly comfortable and nigh-indestructible: both me and a friend of mine with a professional MTB had an accident, we were "jumping the ditch" at full speed with our bikes and stumbled over flying high in the air and bouncing a couple of times, his bike was thrashed while mine had a bent tinkler.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Maybe if the other guys were actually pedaling he'd have a harder time 
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Did anyone notice at 2:21 he loses his hat and still keeps going ? 
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Surprised it stayed on that long to be honest!
Did you notice how he not only cut corners, but also the roundabout? He was seriously going for it!
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Friend direction contains Disneyland with short arms indicates point in time with studying subject, possibly long time of weather (16)
An easy one today
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Almost certainly wrong but maybe a few "black pegs":
paleometeorology?
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Some right, some wrong, but definitely on the right lines.
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1) Clickety[^]
2) Idon'tknowanswerPete O'Hanlon wrote: An easy one today
Not really
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PALEOCLIMATOLOGY?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yup. You're up tomorrow. I said it was an easy one.
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Not that easy - I still haven't got it all...
Friend PAL
direction E
contains Disneyland with short arms indicates point in time with OCLIMAT (no idea at all...)
studying subject, OLOGY (As in You got an ology?[^])
possibly long time of weather
PALEOCLIMATOLOGY
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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contains Disneyland - Orange County (commonly abbreviated, I believe, to OC).
with short arms - Limbs (short) becomes lim
indicates point in time - at
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Paleoclimatologists would deal with the sort of time-spans that it would take me to connect OC with Disneyland 
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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I agree it's not the most obvious connection but that's what cryptic is all about
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I would not have got OC for Disneyland! 
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So there has been this thug called Cal going around breaking into people’s houses near me for months, but the police couldn’t catch him. The weirdest thing about it all he was breaking into people’s house’s just to ruin their washing machines by putting bricks into them and turning them on. Very strange if you ask me. Anyway, I’ve just read he’s died. It’s never nice hearing of people’s deaths, but look on the bright side...
Washing machines live longer with Cal gone
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OMG!
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well that was a (Cilit) Bang!
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You shouldn't have blamed him; it's all those dirty bricks lying around! 
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I up-voted your post, for the effort you put into it, not the punch line.
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Are you sure they all weren't Samsung washers just blowing up on their own?
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Pom Pey wrote: The weirdest thing about it all he was breaking into people’s house’s just to ruin their washing machines by putting bricks into them and turning them on. Very strange if you ask me
To a washing machine repairman, that's not weird, that's brilliant.
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