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Pom Pey wrote: whose French
Well, don't leave us hanging: whose French what? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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 Don't, she always points out that her English is better than mine.
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Pom Pey wrote: whose French
"Who's French."
Dear oh dear.
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Almost the perfect country song. Parked by the Lake[^]
Jack of all trades, master of none, though often times better than master of one.
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David Allen Coe wrote the perfect country and western song, because the last verse includes a reference to everything that's truly important (bolded for your consideration).
I was drunk, the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train!
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The late Steve Goodman wrote than song, the same guy who wrote City Of New Orleans.
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What do you think of Kacey Musgraves? I love her music (and her).
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I like this one [^]
But I think that both songs are saying the samething, maybe.
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Is a universe a very short poem?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Time to rhyme, and embrace the race for first place in the response space with minimal disgrace to face.
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Uni? Sorry cannot remember any more.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Does Ford still make Galaxie's?
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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Or maybe it's an ode to Mr Spiggott[^]?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Especially at 2am when they protect us from damned cats that are walking silently along the fence...
veni bibi saltavi
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Just what Garfield would say.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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My dog lives with cats; she doesn't bark at them - she does bark if anyone comes down the driveway that doesn't live here.
Having said that, isn't natural language intriguing? "We all love dogs" - nice sentence, but the opposite is what is actually meant. Do you think AI will ever be able to understand these nuances?
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What you're talking about is sarcasm. There's a number of articles out there discussing how AI can be made to understand it. But I guess the bottom line is - "yeah, but it's hard".
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I do love my Shadow. He's a vicious wolf who'll rip ya froat out!
veni bibi saltavi
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Personally, I prefer the "watch cat" over the watch dog.
When your pet tiger here's a noise, it doesn't make any of its own. Just patiently waits. If the burglar breaks in - their might be a muffled scream; some clean-up; and a short term reduction in your feeding bill.
Win Win if ever there was one.
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Just wait until you have a female cat and the loverboys come from everywhere in the area to sing a sonata under your window. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
modified 13-Feb-18 11:22am.
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Two words: "Spay" and "Neuter"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As if that would stop the loverboys from coming, some may not even have owners.
In our case the story ended well. It turned out that the loverboy recently became homeless and our cat felt lonely. She had attacked every cat before and after him, but he was right. She let him in and eventually we had two cats that kept everything else away from the house, including dogs.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Been there. I had two suitor cats get in a big fight in the back yard one night. My cat was freaked out for a couple of days after that. It was a pain.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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