|
psst - you're supposed to post the CCC today (Friday)
|
|
|
|
|
|
SiliconValleyMusicBrokers.com wrote: Hello friends, what's up
This is me, I am looking for programmer to do a dream project, it is a personal thing, I thought it would be interesting ask the support here to create a social network webpage with user profiles and forums and classifieds, international place. More info to try working in the project: siliconvalleymusicbrokers@gmail.com if you write me, please, let me know your knowledges. All the best!
Thank you. Kind regards.
Are you a Nigerian prince?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
-----
You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
-----
When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
|
|
|
|
|
No, he's a serious professional conducting serious business through his gmail account. Nothing inspires professional confidence more than a free email account.
This space for rent
|
|
|
|
|
Are you new at this internet thing?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
-----
You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
-----
When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
|
|
|
|
|
Do you know the meaning of liquid soap?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
-----
You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
-----
When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
|
|
|
|
|
I've completed the project and placed it on The App Store, Google Play and written it as a web app.
Please forward the $,$$$,$$$ USD immediately and sincerely yours,
The Dev 
|
|
|
|
|
The $,$$$,$$$ USD has been placed in an account in your name, and we'll just need $,$$$ to handle the administrative charges to unlock it.
Signed, Prince Totah Leenah Tuhscam
|
|
|
|
|
Do you know the difference between an orange?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
-----
You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
-----
When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
|
|
|
|
|
If a man speaks in the forest, and there's no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
-----
You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
-----
When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
|
|
|
|
|
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: If a man speaks in the forest, and there's no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?
Yes, he's doubly-wrong because he's only speaking to himself! 
Latest Article - Code Review - What You Can Learn From a Single Line of Code
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
|
|
|
|
|
Schrödinger: He is right and wrong at the same time.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
|
|
|
|
|
Suffer from that too do you? Dear oh god, does it drive you mad or what!
|
|
|
|
|
I left my previous position 3 weeks ago - Senior Application Technology Developer; this week I happened to look at the name tag that had been on my cubicle. On the reverse side, it says, "Senior Vice President".
If I had known that, I may have asked for compensation to match...
|
|
|
|
|
Hmmm... that depends...
What could have been their intention to secretly make you a Senior Vice President on the reverse side?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
|
|
|
|
|
Wait - are you saying your backside was a senior Vice President?
That’s about right.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
|
|
|
|
|
Yeah, the company re-uses the name tags, and, when I finally looked at the flip-side of mine it says: Senior Vice President.
I told my old manager that and he laughed, he wasn't may manager when I started, so he had no reason to look at it before I got there.
|
|
|
|
|
Well on the reverse side of the Senior vice president is his arse, so I think they were trying to tell you something!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
|
|
|
|
|
Went to the Dutch Chamber of Commerce yesterday to finish my CoC registration and so Juun Software was born! 
I'll be switching to a 32 hour work week for my current employer and spend at least 8 hours a week for my own business.
I'm already working on a project (some custom software for a startup), but it's hard next to a 40 hour work week.
I've got everything covered financially, so I can just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride
So remember that name, Juun Software.
You'll be seeing it next to Microsoft, Apple, and Google in a couple of years 
|
|
|
|
|
Good luck - pro tip: make customer relations your #1 priority. Then make it your #2 one as well. Customers will be more forgiving of late delivery, bugs, whatever than they will be of being left in the dark and not communicated honestly with.
|
|
|
|
|
but be careful making your relations customers (relatives/friends) - too often ends badly.
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
|
|
|
|
|
I've worked for my uncle for a couple of years (and he worked for my parents for about 12 years).
It had good times and some less good times.
He may be my second customer though 
|
|
|
|
|
Thanks
I'm all for customer relations!
Build some credit early on and mutually benefit for the rest of your career
|
|
|
|
|
No, the first order should be to get customers!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
|
|
|
|
|
Congratulations, and good luck 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
